Maybe don't cheat on your spouse at a Coldplay concert?

[Doctor Phibes]

"Chief People Officer" - is that a fancy way of saying HR manager?

Presumably she will have written all kinds of policies about boinking your direct reports being a bad idea.

[Horace]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Maybe don't cheat on your spouse at a Coldplay concert?:

"Chief People Officer" - is that a fancy way of saying HR manager?

Yes.

[Doctor Phibes]

First rule of business. Don't boink the HR manager.

[jon-nyc]

That company has no fewer than 8 people whose title is "Chief [xxxx] Officer". That alone should get them all sent to South Sudan or something.

[Mik]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Maybe don't cheat on your spouse at a Coldplay concert?:

First rule of business. Don't boink the HR manager.

Wrong. That is EXACTLY who you wish to if she is boinkable. Who's she going to complain to?

[jon-nyc]

I didn’t notice this before. She’s showing a maiden name in parentheses. Is she married? Or maybe divorced but didn’t change it back?

Also she’s a third degree connection of mine. I don’t pay for premium anymore so I don’t know how.

[Doctor Phibes]

@jon-nyc said in Maybe don't cheat on your spouse at a Coldplay concert?:

Also she’s a third degree connection of mine.

Me too.

Incidentally, you're a third degree connection of mine as well.

[jon-nyc]

That's the most I could abide.

[jon-nyc]

He's going to wait it out reflect.

[jon-nyc]

[Horace]

I told him not to leave the house, but he fucked around, and he found out.

[jodi]

That last bit about a private moment? Please. What a jackass.

[LuFins Dad]

So he’s going to try and play the “this was the very first time anything had happened” angle? Best of luck…

[Doctor Phibes]

"I also want to express how troubling it is that would should have been a private moment became public without my consent".

Tom Brady's opponents probably felt much the same way when they realized they were being filmed.

[jon-nyc]

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc said in Maybe don't cheat on your spouse at a Coldplay concert?:

Probably hit singles, too.

At least slapped.

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc said in Maybe don't cheat on your spouse at a Coldplay concert?:

What’s funny is the wife even looks a little like her.