Maybe don't cheat on your spouse at a Coldplay concert?

[89th]

Damned if he hides, damned if he doesn't. Men can never win!

[jon-nyc]

This is from her LinkedIn page:

About

I’m a passionate People leader known for building award-winning cultures from the ground up for fast-growing startups and multi-national corporations. An influential leader and fearless change-agent, I lead by example and win trust with employees of all levels, from CEOs to managers to assistants. I pride myself on creating innovative systems and processes that attract top talent, while aligning an organization’s people around its mission and values. My hallmarks include successfully scaling businesses with relentless focus on company culture, and a track record of expertly managing mergers and transitions of leadership, amalgamating P&Ls, and ensuring seamless integrations.

[Mik]

She might not want to lead off with passionate.

[jon-nyc]

I'll check back in a few days and see if she edited it.

[LuFins Dad]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Maybe don't cheat on your spouse at a Coldplay concert?:

They'd have been better off not responding, it might have gone unnoticed, although I can't imagine the discussion following 'YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY HIDING IT!!!!'

Yeah, that was my first thought.

[Doctor Phibes]

"Chief People Officer" - is that a fancy way of saying HR manager?

Presumably she will have written all kinds of policies about boinking your direct reports being a bad idea.

[Horace]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Maybe don't cheat on your spouse at a Coldplay concert?:

"Chief People Officer" - is that a fancy way of saying HR manager?

Yes.

[Doctor Phibes]

First rule of business. Don't boink the HR manager.

[jon-nyc]

That company has no fewer than 8 people whose title is "Chief [xxxx] Officer". That alone should get them all sent to South Sudan or something.

[Mik]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Maybe don't cheat on your spouse at a Coldplay concert?:

First rule of business. Don't boink the HR manager.

Wrong. That is EXACTLY who you wish to if she is boinkable. Who's she going to complain to?