Why did the chicken cross the road - TNCR edition

[Klaus]

What would well-known TNCR members answer?

[Aqua Letifer]

CrashTest already asked this awhile back, I think. If I recall, the answer was omiksE!

[Horace]

All the lefties be like "Because in Trump's America, racism forces chickens to cross roads".

All the righties be like "I don't know, every chicken might have its own reasons. Not all chickens think alike and they all cross roads for their own individual reasons. But if the chicken needs help, I am here for them".

All the racists be like "to avoid a group of young black men on the sidewalk ahead".

[Mik]

@Horace said in Why did the chicken cross the road - TNCR edition:

All the lefties be like "Because in Trump's America, racism forces chickens to cross roads".

All the righties be like "I don't know, every chicken might have its own reasons. Not all chickens think alike and they all cross roads for their own individual reasons. But if the chicken needs help, I am here for them".

All the racists be like "to avoid a group of young black men on the sidewalk ahead".

That last one might not be far off. I'm told they like chicken.

[Doctor Phibes]

Horace would no doubt place the blame for fact that the chicken felt obliged to cross the road squarely on the pernicious influence of pop culture.

[Mik]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Why did the chicken cross the road - TNCR edition:

Horace would no doubt place the blame for fact that the chicken felt obliged to cross the road squarely on the pernicious influence of pop culture.

Quite possibly POTD.

[Horace]

More like post of the dumb.

[brenda]

They crossed the road to get further away from Mik's kitchen and grill. Unfortunately, they're headed straight for George's oven.

[Mik]

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

[LuFins Dad]

The good news is that both the chicken that crossed the road and the one that didn't will each get to claim they were right in the end.

[Doctor Phibes]

My chicken crossed the road because it's very hard to soar like an eagle when surrounded by turkeys.

Yes, Horace. It's friendly banter.

[Horace]

More like jive turkeys.

[Rainman]

DISCO!!

[bachophile]