Why did the chicken cross the road - TNCR edition
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wrote on 17 Sept 2020, 14:35 last edited by
All the lefties be like "Because in Trump's America, racism forces chickens to cross roads".
All the righties be like "I don't know, every chicken might have its own reasons. Not all chickens think alike and they all cross roads for their own individual reasons. But if the chicken needs help, I am here for them".
All the racists be like "to avoid a group of young black men on the sidewalk ahead".
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All the lefties be like "Because in Trump's America, racism forces chickens to cross roads".
All the righties be like "I don't know, every chicken might have its own reasons. Not all chickens think alike and they all cross roads for their own individual reasons. But if the chicken needs help, I am here for them".
All the racists be like "to avoid a group of young black men on the sidewalk ahead".
wrote on 17 Sept 2020, 15:05 last edited by@Horace said in Why did the chicken cross the road - TNCR edition:
All the lefties be like "Because in Trump's America, racism forces chickens to cross roads".
All the righties be like "I don't know, every chicken might have its own reasons. Not all chickens think alike and they all cross roads for their own individual reasons. But if the chicken needs help, I am here for them".
All the racists be like "to avoid a group of young black men on the sidewalk ahead".
That last one might not be far off. I'm told they like chicken.
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wrote on 17 Sept 2020, 15:14 last edited by
Horace would no doubt place the blame for fact that the chicken felt obliged to cross the road squarely on the pernicious influence of pop culture.
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Horace would no doubt place the blame for fact that the chicken felt obliged to cross the road squarely on the pernicious influence of pop culture.
wrote on 17 Sept 2020, 15:35 last edited by@Doctor-Phibes said in Why did the chicken cross the road - TNCR edition:
Horace would no doubt place the blame for fact that the chicken felt obliged to cross the road squarely on the pernicious influence of pop culture.
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wrote on 17 Sept 2020, 16:21 last edited by
More like post of the dumb.
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wrote on 17 Sept 2020, 16:43 last edited by
They crossed the road to get further away from Mik's kitchen and grill. Unfortunately, they're headed straight for George's oven.
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wrote on 17 Sept 2020, 16:51 last edited by
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
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wrote on 17 Sept 2020, 20:38 last edited by
The good news is that both the chicken that crossed the road and the one that didn't will each get to claim they were right in the end.
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wrote on 17 Sept 2020, 21:56 last edited by Doctor Phibes
My chicken crossed the road because it's very hard to soar like an eagle when surrounded by turkeys.
Yes, Horace. It's friendly banter.
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wrote on 17 Sept 2020, 22:02 last edited by
More like jive turkeys.
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wrote on 18 Sept 2020, 00:01 last edited by
DISCO!!
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wrote on 18 Sept 2020, 16:25 last edited by
