I want this.

[Mik]

[89th]

And here I am planning on when to throw some milorganite down (fertilizer) like an idiot.

[Nunatax]

Two words: robot mower

[LuFins Dad]

@Nunatax said in I want this.:

Two words: robot mower

A roomba with sharpened blades. What can go wrong?

[Horace]

Repurpose all the toxic green dyes RFKjr is getting rid of, into lawn paint that retards growth.

[Nunatax]

@LuFins-Dad said in I want this.:

@Nunatax said in I want this.:

Two words: robot mower

A roomba with sharpened blades. What can go wrong?

Blunt hedgehogs?

[Mik]

@LuFins-Dad said in I want this.:

@Nunatax said in I want this.:

Two words: robot mower

A roomba with sharpened blades. What can go wrong?

For one thing they're REALLY easy to steal from your front yard.

[Nunatax]

@Mik said in I want this.:

@LuFins-Dad said in I want this.:

@Nunatax said in I want this.:

Two words: robot mower

A roomba with sharpened blades. What can go wrong?

For one thing they're REALLY easy to steal from your front yard.

Depending on the model, they come with a lot of measures against theft these days, though admittedly I definitely don’t know how effective these all are. We’ll be shopping for one in the coming months, so hope to find out