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    Doctor Phibes
    wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 11:17 last edited by
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    Arrogance and incompetence is never a good mix.

    I was only joking

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 11:41 last edited by jon-nyc
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      If only there had been some way to predict that hiring all these inexperienced people could lead to amateur-hour own goals.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 11:51 last edited by
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        They’re literally stamping on their own dicks now.

        Only non-witches get due process.

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          Doctor Phibes
          wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 12:11 last edited by Doctor Phibes
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          It's a little disappointing that those Hitler meltdown parodies have gone out of fashion. I'm sure the Fuhrer would have quite a bit to say about this situation.

          I was only joking

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 12:26 last edited by
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            lol

            Only non-witches get due process.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 12:31 last edited by
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              Bolton:

              It's inconceivable that the White House would not use the classified channels that we have spent so much time and effort and money over decades trying to make us as secure as possible. This carelessness puts American service members at risk.

              Only non-witches get due process.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 12:34 last edited by
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                And not just military:

                Tim Miller: "There was a covert CIA operative named in the thread, right?"

                Jeffrey Goldberg: "Yes, and I withheld her name... I didn't put it in the story because she's under cover. But, I mean, the CIA Director put it into the chat."

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                • J jon-nyc
                  26 Mar 2025, 12:34

                  And not just military:

                  Tim Miller: "There was a covert CIA operative named in the thread, right?"

                  Jeffrey Goldberg: "Yes, and I withheld her name... I didn't put it in the story because she's under cover. But, I mean, the CIA Director put it into the chat."

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                  Doctor Phibes
                  wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 12:39 last edited by
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                  @jon-nyc said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                  And not just military:

                  Tim Miller: "There was a covert CIA operative named in the thread, right?"

                  Jeffrey Goldberg: "Yes, and I withheld her name... I didn't put it in the story because she's under cover. But, I mean, the CIA Director put it into the chat."

                  Somebody needs to get fired. And it shouldn't be Jeffrey Goldberg.

                  I was only joking

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                    26 Mar 2025, 12:39

                    @jon-nyc said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                    And not just military:

                    Tim Miller: "There was a covert CIA operative named in the thread, right?"

                    Jeffrey Goldberg: "Yes, and I withheld her name... I didn't put it in the story because she's under cover. But, I mean, the CIA Director put it into the chat."

                    Somebody needs to get fired. And it shouldn't be Jeffrey Goldberg.

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                    taiwan_girl
                    wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 13:06 last edited by
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                    @Doctor-Phibes said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                    @jon-nyc said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                    And not just military:

                    Tim Miller: "There was a covert CIA operative named in the thread, right?"

                    Jeffrey Goldberg: "Yes, and I withheld her name... I didn't put it in the story because she's under cover. But, I mean, the CIA Director put it into the chat."

                    Somebody needs to get fired. And it shouldn't be Jeffrey Goldberg.

                    ☝ This.

                    Again, if anybody else in government or military service did this, they would immediately be kicked out.

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                      26 Mar 2025, 12:11

                      It's a little disappointing that those Hitler meltdown parodies have gone out of fashion. I'm sure the Fuhrer would have quite a bit to say about this situation.

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                      89th
                      wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 13:20 last edited by
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                      @Doctor-Phibes said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                      It's a little disappointing that those Hitler meltdown parodies have gone out of fashion. I'm sure the Fuhrer would have quite a bit to say about this situation.

                      Oh man that would be so good right now.

                      SO GOOD.

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                        26 Mar 2025, 13:20

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                        It's a little disappointing that those Hitler meltdown parodies have gone out of fashion. I'm sure the Fuhrer would have quite a bit to say about this situation.

                        Oh man that would be so good right now.

                        SO GOOD.

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                        Doctor Phibes
                        wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 13:34 last edited by
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                        @89th said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                        It's a little disappointing that those Hitler meltdown parodies have gone out of fashion. I'm sure the Fuhrer would have quite a bit to say about this situation.

                        Oh man that would be so good right now.

                        SO GOOD.

                        Mike Waltz could respond with "I can tell you for 100%, I don't know this guy Hitler, I just know him by his horrible reputation."

                        I was only joking

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                          89th
                          wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 13:55 last edited by
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                          Here's the full released chat thread:

                          https://archive.is/vnPIk

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                            89th
                            wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 14:05 last edited by
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                            A couple takeaways:

                            • Can you imagine if you suddenly got a "Mike Waltz has added you to this chat"? I can see why the first thought was "is this a trap?"
                            • Mike likes to say "Pls" instead of "Please" and "Thx" instead of "Thanks. I was hoping for a kthxbai
                            • Mike claiming he didn't add Goldberg is laughable. He was added and then spoke in the first person. It was him typing.
                            • Mike references "in our first PC" which indicates this is not the first small group PC (private chat?) they've had
                            • Hegseth doesn't "classify" the team update section, but clearly (anyone in DOD/Intel) knows that type of content is classified at least at the SECRET level, if not TS/SCI.
                            • I chuckled at Hegseth's "We are currently clean on OPSEC" (which means adversaries don't know this is coming), and oh man Goldberg should've chimed in at that point "wrong number who dis"
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                              Jolly
                              wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 14:32 last edited by
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                              So, was Goldshit added on purpose?

                              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 14:33 last edited by
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                                From a high level defense official.

                                “It is safe to say that anybody in uniform would be court martialed for this,” the official said. “We don’t provide that level of information on unclassified systems, in order to protect the lives and safety of the servicemembers carrying out these strikes. If we did, it would be wholly irresponsible. My most junior analysts know not to do this.”

                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                • 8 89th
                                  26 Mar 2025, 14:05

                                  A couple takeaways:

                                  • Can you imagine if you suddenly got a "Mike Waltz has added you to this chat"? I can see why the first thought was "is this a trap?"
                                  • Mike likes to say "Pls" instead of "Please" and "Thx" instead of "Thanks. I was hoping for a kthxbai
                                  • Mike claiming he didn't add Goldberg is laughable. He was added and then spoke in the first person. It was him typing.
                                  • Mike references "in our first PC" which indicates this is not the first small group PC (private chat?) they've had
                                  • Hegseth doesn't "classify" the team update section, but clearly (anyone in DOD/Intel) knows that type of content is classified at least at the SECRET level, if not TS/SCI.
                                  • I chuckled at Hegseth's "We are currently clean on OPSEC" (which means adversaries don't know this is coming), and oh man Goldberg should've chimed in at that point "wrong number who dis"
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                                  Horace
                                  wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 14:34 last edited by
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                                  @89th said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                                  Mike claiming he didn't add Goldberg is laughable. He was added and then spoke in the first person. It was him typing.

                                  I'm not following this one. What are you describing and what does it prove? My vague impression is that one of Walz's staffers added Goldberg accidentally. Is this clearly not the case?

                                  Education is extremely important.

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                                    26 Mar 2025, 14:33

                                    From a high level defense official.

                                    “It is safe to say that anybody in uniform would be court martialed for this,” the official said. “We don’t provide that level of information on unclassified systems, in order to protect the lives and safety of the servicemembers carrying out these strikes. If we did, it would be wholly irresponsible. My most junior analysts know not to do this.”

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                                    Horace
                                    wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 14:36 last edited by
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                                    @jon-nyc said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                                    From a high level defense official.

                                    “It is safe to say that anybody in uniform would be court martialed for this,” the official said. “We don’t provide that level of information on unclassified systems, in order to protect the lives and safety of the servicemembers carrying out these strikes. If we did, it would be wholly irresponsible. My most junior analysts know not to do this.”

                                    Yes it's obvious that this would be a very big personal deal for any underling who did an identical thing with their own foreknowledge of a battle action.

                                    Education is extremely important.

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                                      26 Mar 2025, 14:33

                                      From a high level defense official.

                                      “It is safe to say that anybody in uniform would be court martialed for this,” the official said. “We don’t provide that level of information on unclassified systems, in order to protect the lives and safety of the servicemembers carrying out these strikes. If we did, it would be wholly irresponsible. My most junior analysts know not to do this.”

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                                      Jolly
                                      wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 14:39 last edited by
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                                      @jon-nyc said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                                      From a high level defense official.

                                      “It is safe to say that anybody in uniform would be court martialed for this,” the official said. “We don’t provide that level of information on unclassified systems, in order to protect the lives and safety of the servicemembers carrying out these strikes. If we did, it would be wholly irresponsible. My most junior analysts know not to do this.”

                                      Ah, the usual "unnamed sources"...

                                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                      • J Jolly
                                        26 Mar 2025, 14:32

                                        So, was Goldshit added on purpose?

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                                        Doctor Phibes
                                        wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 14:56 last edited by
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                                        @Jolly said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                                        So, was Goldshit added on purpose?

                                        Maybe somebody added the nickname 'Golfshit' or "Goldfinger' or possibly even 'Goldenshower', hoping to include The World's Greatest Living American, and once again things spiraled out of control?

                                        I was only joking

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                                        • H Horace
                                          26 Mar 2025, 14:34

                                          @89th said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                                          Mike claiming he didn't add Goldberg is laughable. He was added and then spoke in the first person. It was him typing.

                                          I'm not following this one. What are you describing and what does it prove? My vague impression is that one of Walz's staffers added Goldberg accidentally. Is this clearly not the case?

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 26 Mar 2025, 15:01 last edited by
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                                          @Horace said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                                          @89th said in The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Their War Plans:

                                          Mike claiming he didn't add Goldberg is laughable. He was added and then spoke in the first person. It was him typing.

                                          I'm not following this one. What are you describing and what does it prove? My vague impression is that one of Walz's staffers added Goldberg accidentally. Is this clearly not the case?

                                          Prior to him being added to the chat, he was ‘friended’ by Walz. Or whatever the verb is in Signal.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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