The Epstein File

[taiwan_girl]

@Horace LOL

[jon-nyc]

I read it for the articles.

[taiwan_girl]

Director Patel wrote himself a pep note during his hearing

"Good fight with Swalwell.
Hold the line.
Brush off their attacks.
Rise above next line of partisan attacks."

[89th]

Ha, I presume that's a note someone handed him. Still, it's elementary school level advice.

[jon-nyc]

I would have written: "Don't trust any farts. It's not worth the risk"

[89th]

Hahaha my friend's grandpa always had 2 rules for road trips: Never pass a chance to pee, and never trust a fart.