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Ma’am you ordered a Lyft. Not a forklift.

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  • George KG Offline
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      I’m having a problem with Lyft tight now. We ordered a car to take us to the show in NYC, the app said the car had arrived, went outside and he wasn’t there. He had somehow parked around the block where there was no hotel exit/entrance. It was 10 degrees and Karla was in her dress shoes. No way we were walking, and he just sat there waiting. Called him and he swore he was coming, but after 15 minutes, I cancelled the ride and hailed a cab. Lyft is trying to charge us $6 for the cancel fee.

      The Brad

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      • George KG Offline
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        Sort of related, when we order in from Doordash, it's not uncommon for the driver to call me, saying he can't find our place. A couple of times, they ended up in the back of the building.

        Our instructions explicitly say, "Leave on table in outer lobby of building."

        They can't find the building, even though they have the address in the order.

        Our building:

        Screenshot 2025-01-28 at 7.18.39 AM.png

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          @George-K said in Ma’am you ordered a Lyft. Not a forklift.:

          She is uber fat

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          • MikM Offline
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            Did she order Lyft XL?

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • LuFins DadL Offline
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              I bet if she was a fat white woman, they would have found a way for her to fit.

              Edit to add, why the hell did autocorrect turn woman into EOMAN?

              The Brad

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              • 89th8 89th

                @George-K said in Ma’am you ordered a Lyft. Not a forklift.:

                She is uber fat

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                @89th said in Ma’am you ordered a Lyft. Not a forklift.:

                @George-K said in Ma’am you ordered a Lyft. Not a forklift.:

                She is uber fat

                LOL!

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • George KG Offline
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                  This is the "victim."

                  Link to video

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
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                    In seriousness, public transport methods should have the ability to accommodate disabilities, but without the unnecessary expense of making every car that way. Like hotels have some accessible rooms but not all are accessible.

                    Someone with her disability (or a wheelchair) should be able to order a taxi especially designed to accommodate her, but not expect that any such taxi should do so.

                    Maybe there’s a box to check and maybe the wait is a bit longer.

                    That seems to be the reasonable compromise that we’ve worked out in other areas (such as NYC Taxis)

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • George KG George K

                      This is the "victim."

                      Link to video

                      89th8 Offline
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                      @George-K said in Ma’am you ordered a Lyft. Not a forklift.:

                      This is the "victim."

                      Link to video

                      Wide angle lens?

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                      • 89th8 89th

                        @George-K said in Ma’am you ordered a Lyft. Not a forklift.:

                        She is uber fat

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                        @89th >uber fat

                        555

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                          The Brad

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              AxtremusA Away
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                              So brave!

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                                @George-K said in Ma’am you ordered a Lyft. Not a forklift.:

                                Lake Michigan at the same time:
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                                The Brad

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