Climate Change moves Trump's Inauguration

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@Jolly said in Climate Change moves Trump's Inauguration:

I think custom hats start in the $400 range, but a good one will cost more.

Maybe Trump can take advantage of a licensing opportunity, and sell gold plated ones for $50,000. Admittedly, the gold would be a terrible heat sink, but it would be reflective in the cold weather.