Hay, Aqua

[George K]

Hurt my arm this morning and was in hospital for an x-ray. As I was sitting waiting to be seen, the guy next to me says,
"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face!
Great chieftain o' the puddin race!"

I turned my head round to the lady sat on my other side and she said,

"Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!"

Surprised, I said to the next doctor walking past, "Here mate, is this the psychiatric ward?" He says,"No, sorry, this is the Burns unit."

[Aqua Letifer]

That's so good. Saving.