Hay, Aqua
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Hurt my arm this morning and was in hospital for an x-ray. As I was sitting waiting to be seen, the guy next to me says,
"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face!
Great chieftain o' the puddin race!"I turned my head round to the lady sat on my other side and she said,
"Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!"Surprised, I said to the next doctor walking past, "Here mate, is this the psychiatric ward?" He says,"No, sorry, this is the Burns unit."
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That's so good. Saving.
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