Speaking of nanny fucking

[jon-nyc]

A friend of mine literally caught her husband in flagrante delicto with their nanny. A young one too. Last we talked they were continuing pretenses for the kids but that wasn’t expected to last.

I even attended their wedding and posted about it here in 2006.

[George K]

That'$ going to be expen$ive.

[LuFins Dad]

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[89th]

I never understood cheating. I mean I get it... the desire, the impulse, but hot damn if I'm too lazy to deal with all of the risk, cost, and fallout from it.

[Jolly]

Hopefully, the nanny was better looking than Ah-nuld's.

[Tom-K]

@jon-nyc said in Speaking of nanny fucking:

A friend of mine literally caught her husband in flagrante delicto with their nanny. A young one too.

Goodnight room
Goodnight moon
Goonight nanny with the big bazooms.

I made that up 40 years ago. My brother had this au pair from Russia or maybe the USSR, that was BUILT FOR SEX. I'm sure my brother didn't "do anything"--he would have told me. But, there are some women you don't need bending over in the house all day.

[LuFins Dad]

@Jolly said in Speaking of nanny fucking:

Hopefully, the nanny was better looking than Ah-nuld's.

Or Emhoff’s.

[Mik]

I understand cheating. It's not hard to see. I don't understand doing under your spouse's nose like that. Asking for it. Adding insult to injury.

[LuFins Dad]

Meh, for some people, that’s probably part of the thrill.

[Jolly]

@LuFins-Dad said in Speaking of nanny fucking:

@Jolly said in Speaking of nanny fucking:

Hopefully, the nanny was better looking than Ah-nuld's.

Or Emhoff’s.

Back in the day, at least she was a notch above Arnold's.

[Horace]

In my 20s I had a roommate who "liked sisters", which meant, if he was dating someone, he would like her sister, as a rule. It was all about the forbidden stuff that made it compelling.

[Mik]

There is something to that. I've dated sisters. But twins... dayum, what an idea.

(like I'd have the energy)

[LuFins Dad]

So Liz Cheney is bringing up whether you would trust the candidates to babysit your kids. I’m not during bringing up babysitters is the best considering who she is campaigning for…

[Jolly]

@Mik said in Speaking of nanny fucking:

There is something to that. I've dated sisters. But twins... dayum, what an idea.

(like I'd have the energy)

BIL dated an identical twin in college. He picked her up for a date one night and didn't know he had the wrong girl until they got back to his dorm room.

He's never told me what gave her away.

BTW, those two girls were drop dead gorgeous. Their mother was a rabbi blanco Puerto Rican and their dad was a professor at the university. They were almost six feet tall, long-legged, curly haired goddesses with green eyes.