Where’s the thread about Trump’s admiration of Arnold Palmer’s cock?

[Horace]

@Copper said in Where’s the thread about Trump’s admiration of Arnold Palmer’s cock?:

There is a little bit too much swooning and pearl clutching going on here.

That was nothing.

In fairness, if a Capitol police officer sees this report about Trump talking about Arnold Palmer's penis, they will have to be put on suicide watch.

[jon-nyc]

@Copper said in Where’s the thread about Trump’s admiration of Arnold Palmer’s cock?:

There is a little bit too much swooning and pearl clutching going on here.

You’re right. Trump was swooning over that cock, wasn’t he.

[Renauda]

Probably made his pee-pee hard again.

[Horace]

Finally, the topic of penis size is broached on TNCR, and laid bare is the notion that some people seem impressed by large ones.

Trump has stolen our innocence.

[LuFins Dad]

Yeah, this is so much worse than suggesting that “The Genocide in Gaza” is a real thing.

[Renauda]

@Horace said in Where’s the thread about Trump’s admiration of Arnold Palmer’s cock?:

Finally, the topic of penis size is broached on TNCR, and laid bare is the notion that some people seem impressed by large ones.

Trump has stolen our innocence.

Actually, I seem to recall the late Larry pulling out broaching the subject and stealing our innocence on more than one occasion.

Trump is a minor league player in this regard.

[jon-nyc]

It is the first time we’ve discussed a presidential candidate publicly admiring someone’s cock.

[Renauda]

That is true.

[Horace]

If candidates are going to engage in R-rated themes, we may need to consider restricting the vote to citizens aged 18+.

[jon-nyc]

But what if candidates are going to engage in homoerotic swooning?

How then do we restrict voting?

[Jolly]

Well, this changes my vote.

[Horace]

I’ll be writing in Arnold Palmer’s Penis on my ballot.

[Jolly]

@Horace said in Where’s the thread about Trump’s admiration of Arnold Palmer’s cock?:

I’ll be writing in Arnold Palmer’s Penis on my ballot.

You'll need a very large ballot.

Thank goodness you live in Texas...

[Horace]

Even when it’s inserectiony.

[89th]

@Horace said in Where’s the thread about Trump’s admiration of Arnold Palmer’s cock?:

I’ll be writing in Arnold Palmer’s Penis on my ballot.

lol

[89th]

@Mik said in Where’s the thread about Trump’s admiration of Arnold Palmer’s cock?:

@Tom-K said in Where’s the thread about Trump’s admiration of Arnold Palmer’s cock?:

Any one of us random people here on TNCR, brought together by a random interest in pianos would make a WAY better President than those clowns running now. This kind of thing so SUCKS.

If he would only learn what to say and not say we'd think of him as the reincarnation of Reagan. It wouldn't be true, but he'd be invincible.

Totally

[89th]

Btw I’ve been in the locker room where Arnie would shower. You should see the drag marks on the floor from that python.

(Semi true story, visited Bay Hill and sat where Arnie would sit at the bar, saw his locker, etc.)

[George K]

@89th said in Where’s the thread about Trump’s admiration of Arnold Palmer’s cock?:

Btw I’ve been in the locker room where Arnie would shower. You should see the drag marks on the floor from that python.

(Semi true story, visited Bay Hill and sat where Arnie would sit at the bar, saw his locker, etc.)

"Deep too..."

[Copper]

At the 1995 Senior Open at Congressional we were watching Palmer play on, I think, the 16th hole.

After hitting his drive, he came over past us headed for the porta-potty outside the ropes. We actually held the rope up for him so he could get under.

It just struck me what a great opportunity that was to get a better understanding of this thread.

At the time I thought nothing of it.

[jon-nyc]

@Horace said in Where’s the thread about Trump’s admiration of Arnold Palmer’s cock?:

I’ll be writing in Arnold Palmer’s Penis on my ballot.

I might well do that for the lols.