Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians

[George K]

@Tom-K said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

You know, (forgive me for saying something nice) you folks here are the smartist people I've ever come across.

Well, we've known each other for 20 years, so the stupid people have left.

(not that all of those who left are stupid people, but you get what I mean)

[LuFins Dad]

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder…

[Jolly]

@LuFins-Dad said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder…

You know, maybe Mik had a good idea...

[LuFins Dad]

@Jolly said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

@LuFins-Dad said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder…

You know, maybe Mik had a good idea...

What? You want to get waxed, too?

[Jolly]

Will it make my penis look larger?

[LuFins Dad]

It might…

[Jolly]

Voice of experience?

[Mik]

I am rather uncomfortable hearing my name associated with an idea I have apparently forgotten…

[Jolly]

LuFin. Lingerie. High heels

Does that jog your memory,?

[George K]

This is one of those "It could go anywhere" threads.

[Tom-K]

@Jolly said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

Will it make my penis look larger?

No. Only Jesus could make that happen and he's busy all day going to endless Catholic Masses.

[George K]

There might be a functional difference between "look larger" and "be larger."

[Mik]

@Jolly said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

LuFin. Lingerie. High heels

Does that jog your memory,?

I wasn’t married at the time. Doesn’t count.

[George K]

Can we go back to the lipstick lesbians?

[LuFins Dad]

@Jolly said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

LuFin. Lingerie. High heels

Does that jog your memory,?

Should I bat my eyes coquettishly?

[Jolly]

No, the mental image is enough, thank you.

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

Should I bat my eyes coquettishly?

Only if you're wearing...

...never mind. I'm going to bed soon, and I don't need nightmares.

[Mik]

Might need some lube, though.

[Jolly]

@Mik said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

Might need some lube, though.

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