Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians

[George K]

This is one of those "It could go anywhere" threads.

[Tom-K]

@Jolly said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

Will it make my penis look larger?

No. Only Jesus could make that happen and he's busy all day going to endless Catholic Masses.

[George K]

There might be a functional difference between "look larger" and "be larger."

[Mik]

@Jolly said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

LuFin. Lingerie. High heels

Does that jog your memory,?

I wasn’t married at the time. Doesn’t count.

[George K]

Can we go back to the lipstick lesbians?

[LuFins Dad]

@Jolly said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

LuFin. Lingerie. High heels

Does that jog your memory,?

Should I bat my eyes coquettishly?

[Jolly]

No, the mental image is enough, thank you.

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

Should I bat my eyes coquettishly?

Only if you're wearing...

...never mind. I'm going to bed soon, and I don't need nightmares.

[Mik]

Might need some lube, though.

[Jolly]

@Mik said in Absinthe and Lipstick Lesbians:

Might need some lube, though.

Astroglide. With that stuff you can drive a Peterbilt into a doghouse. - Jeff Foxworthy