Paris has gone dark

[Tom-K]

God uses what's availible.

Either way: F*** those that think they rule the world.

[LuFins Dad]

LOL, excellent response…

[George K]

@Tom-K said in Paris has gone dark:

God is a HOOT!

[Doctor Phibes]

He's never had much of a sense of humour, for sure.

Hang on, I wonder if He's German. That would fucking explain everything!

[Tom-K]

Hmmm, since God steals so many Irish jokes--he must be English.

[Mik]

Fucking Russians.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Paris has gone dark:

He's never had much of a sense of humour, for sure.

That's because he disapproves of your Norman spelling of it.

[Jolly]

@Mik said in Paris has gone dark:

Fucking Russians.

If you look at their history...Yeah, God has occasionally put it to them ..

[Doctor Phibes]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Paris has gone dark:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Paris has gone dark:

He's never had much of a sense of humour, for sure.

That's because he disapproves of your Norman spelling of it.

Yeah, you’re trying to like tell me The Big Kahuna uses like American spelling. He probably says ‘like’ in the middle of sentences like too.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Paris has gone dark:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Paris has gone dark:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Paris has gone dark:

He's never had much of a sense of humour, for sure.

That's because he disapproves of your Norman spelling of it.

Yeah, you’re trying to like tell me The Big Kahuna uses like American spelling. He probably says ‘like’ in the middle of sentences like too.

The Big Kahuna was basically a glorified bum from Malibu.

And the like stuff is from California, which both they and the rest of the country would largely agree isn't part of the country in any real sense.

[89th]

Is it too obvious to remind folks that Paris is known as “the city of lights”?

Probably

[Axtremus]

More accurately “the city of nuclear-powered lights.”
By now there should be another city somewhere (most likely in China) that has more lights than Paris, but Paris should still be the one most electrified by nuclear power.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Axtremus said in Paris has gone dark:

More accurately “the city of nuclear-powered lights.”
By now there should be another city somewhere (most likely in China) that has more lights than Paris, but Paris should still be the one most electrified by nuclear power.

Paris isn't called The City of Lights because of their number of lights, or because of nuclear power.

[Jolly]

You're wasting your fingers on the world's most pedantic person.

[Doctor Phibes]

Is it because of the beer?

[LuFins Dad]

Is it because they’re all a little light in the loafers?

[Renauda]

So I take it that the alleged power outage and ensuing social media frenzy both amounted to little or nothing.

[Mik]

Correct.

[Doctor Phibes]

Hopefully now that Jesus has got that out of His system He can get back to solving world hunger and finding willing sexual partners for Rupert Murdoch

[Renauda]

@Doctor-Phibes

I have no doubt it that it was cathartic to
play with the main power breaker in the middle of the night.

Just another mystery of theodicy.