Primaries

[George K]

Lauren Boebert (HJ-Beetlejuice) appears to be winning her primary in Colorado.

Jamal Bowman (FireAlarm-NY) looks like he's headed for a defeat, much to @jon-nyc's dismay for losing his representative.

Looks like AOC's gonna win the Dem nomination in her district. Thank goodness, for I was fearful that we wouldn't have enough comedy material starting in Jan 2025.

[LuFins Dad]

@George-K said in Primaries:

Looks like AOC's gonna win the Dem nomination in her district. Thank goodness, for I was fearful that we wouldn't have enough comedy material starting in Jan 2025.

Every time I hear somebody talk about needing to get her out of Congress, I reply “No, that is exactly where you want her if you are any type of conservative or libertarian”.

[George K]

Bowman loses to Latimer.

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

Had to laugh at this.

[jon-nyc]

[89th]

@George-K said in Primaries:

Jamal Bowman (FireAlarm-NY) looks like he's headed for a defeat, much to @jon-nyc's dismay for losing his representative.

I think it was @jon-nyc 's yard sign that did it.

[89th]

Those tweets are good, Jon! LOL

I like MTG's subtle "even ex middle school teachers know this" about the fire alarm. She should be careful about bringing up previous careers, given her illustrious CrossFit instructor experience.

[Horace]

MTG did that pretty well. Not an unfunny person.

[Jolly]

BTW, Mace won her primary (she's more of a clown than Jugs).

[George K]