It’s almost June

[LuFins Dad]

@Doctor-Phibes said in It’s almost June:

This is just the first week of June:

Flip a Coin Day
National Go Barefoot Day
National Olive Day
Dinosaur Day
Hazelnut Cake Day
Oscar the Grouch Day
National Prairie Day (1st Saturday)
National Trails Day (1st Saturday)
Rocky Road Day
American Indian Citizenship Day
National Bubba Day
National Cancer Survivors Day (1st Sunday
Leave the Office Early Day
World Bicycle Day
National Egg Day: Find egg recipe ideas by the dozen!
World Cider Day: In the U.S., there's also a National Apple Cider Day on November 18.
National Cheese Day: May we recommend Honey-Apple Baked Brie with Fried Sage?
Hug Your Cat Day
International Corgi Day
June 5
Global Running Day
Constitution Day (Denmark)
World Environment Day
June 6
National Drive-In Movie Day
D-Day
National Moonshine Day (first Thursday)
National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
VCR Day
National Donut Day (first Friday)

This doesn’t have the relevance you believe it does…

[Doctor Phibes]

@LuFins-Dad said in It’s almost June:

This doesn’t have the relevance you believe it does…

OK, whatever.

However, it's worth remembering that not only have we got an entire month of tedious gay stuff to look forward to, we've also got to look forward to an entire month of people complaining about it.

And then the next month I have to put up with the fucking Down With The British Long weekend AND a fucking British general election on the same fucking day.

So don't tell me you've got it tough.

[LuFins Dad]

A month? Oh no, not even close.

[Mik]

VCR Day? Beta or VHS?

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

[Copper]

Perverts

[taiwan_girl]

https://www.idahostatesman.com/entertainment/ent-columns-blogs/words-deeds/article288914328.html

Free beer for straight men! Eagle bar’s ‘Hetero Month’ puts ‘trans’ in transparent bigotry

“Come join us all month to celebrate heterosexuals,” the bar proclaimed on social media, “for without them, none of us would be here! Each Monday will be Hetero Male Monday and any heterosexual male dressed like a heterosexual male will receive a free draft beer.”

As a God-gifted, handsome straight devil, I grand-slam the first criteria. But, heels notwithstanding, how exactly does a customer dress like a heterosexual male? Wear one of those “The Only Thing I Like More Than Beer Is Twins” shirts? Or the one that reads, “Cool Babe Now Go Make Me a Sandwich”?

Maybe I’ll invite my beautiful wife to join. We’ll try the midweek discount. “Each Wednesday is Heterosexual couples day,” Old State continued, “and each heterosexual couple will receive 15% off their bill.”

[George K]

[Jolly]

[LuFins Dad]

Would you want to share a barracks with a woman that’s cut off her breasts, had an artificial penis installed, and still likes men? Now she’s a gay man rather than a straight woman?

And would you trust that individuals decision making in a live fire situation?

[LuFins Dad]

I didn’t even know there was a transphobic pride flag…

[Mik]

This is all too confusing. Which I suppose puts me in the same company as these folks.

[jon-nyc]

I think he just means it’s missing the little triangle with trans colors and the black and brown stripes.

[LuFins Dad]

I can’t even look at a natural rainbow without getting pissed anymore.

[George K]

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in It’s almost June:

I think he just means it’s missing the little triangle with trans colors and the black and brown stripes.

[Mik]

That's an awfully busy flag.

[Mik]

Just saw this phrase. It rather applies to all involved.

‘As confused as a goat on AstroTurf’

[Copper]

promoting an atmosphere of dignity and respect for all civilian and military personnel

Let's not forget the atmosphere of perversion, mental illness and communicable disease.