It’s almost June

[jon-nyc]

[Copper]

Perverts

[taiwan_girl]

https://www.idahostatesman.com/entertainment/ent-columns-blogs/words-deeds/article288914328.html

Free beer for straight men! Eagle bar’s ‘Hetero Month’ puts ‘trans’ in transparent bigotry

“Come join us all month to celebrate heterosexuals,” the bar proclaimed on social media, “for without them, none of us would be here! Each Monday will be Hetero Male Monday and any heterosexual male dressed like a heterosexual male will receive a free draft beer.”

As a God-gifted, handsome straight devil, I grand-slam the first criteria. But, heels notwithstanding, how exactly does a customer dress like a heterosexual male? Wear one of those “The Only Thing I Like More Than Beer Is Twins” shirts? Or the one that reads, “Cool Babe Now Go Make Me a Sandwich”?

Maybe I’ll invite my beautiful wife to join. We’ll try the midweek discount. “Each Wednesday is Heterosexual couples day,” Old State continued, “and each heterosexual couple will receive 15% off their bill.”

[George K]

[Jolly]

[LuFins Dad]

Would you want to share a barracks with a woman that’s cut off her breasts, had an artificial penis installed, and still likes men? Now she’s a gay man rather than a straight woman?

And would you trust that individuals decision making in a live fire situation?

[LuFins Dad]

I didn’t even know there was a transphobic pride flag…

[Mik]

This is all too confusing. Which I suppose puts me in the same company as these folks.

[jon-nyc]

I think he just means it’s missing the little triangle with trans colors and the black and brown stripes.

[LuFins Dad]

I can’t even look at a natural rainbow without getting pissed anymore.

[George K]

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in It’s almost June:

I think he just means it’s missing the little triangle with trans colors and the black and brown stripes.

[Mik]

That's an awfully busy flag.

[Mik]

Just saw this phrase. It rather applies to all involved.

‘As confused as a goat on AstroTurf’

[Copper]

promoting an atmosphere of dignity and respect for all civilian and military personnel

Let's not forget the atmosphere of perversion, mental illness and communicable disease.

[LuFins Dad]

@Copper said in It’s almost June:

promoting an atmosphere of dignity and respect for all civilian and military personnel

Let's not forget the atmosphere of perversion, mental illness and communicable disease.

Violence, too. You forgot about that.

[George K]

You know how you say "LOL" when you find something mildly amusing?

Well, in this case, I literally LOL'ed.

[LuFins Dad]

@George-K said in It’s almost June:

You know how you say "LOL" when you find something mildly amusing?

Well, in this case, I literally LOL'ed.

Was it an actual guffaw type of laugh, or a nasal heh-heh type of thing?

[George K]

Yeah, it was a guffaw.

Mrs. George asked, "What's so funny?"

[George K]

I owe you ZERO keyboards for this one.