The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc too soon?
Yes, it’s too soon. Which is why it’s in the Dark or Inappropriate Thread!
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The Florida Woman charged with receiving oral sex from her dog confessed to the crime and told cops that the male Husky, named Loki, was just “being curious,” according to a felony complaint.
Christina Calello, 36, and Geoffrey Springer, 39, were arrested Tuesday and charged with sexual activity involving animals, a felony. Police identified Springer as Calello’s former boyfriend.
Investigators say they recently recovered a video--shot by Springer--showing “the animal performing oral sex on his ex girlfriend.” The video was stored on a flash drive in a “folder titled ‘XXX Sex Videos Loki.’”
The recording was made in “May/June 2022,” according to a complaint that does not reveal how police obtained Springer’s “personal USB drive.”
Springer identified Calello as the woman in the video, according to cops who noted that both Calello and the woman in the clip have a “heart shape tattoo on her hip area.” Additionally, Springer said Calello “has engaged in 30-50 sexual acts with the dog in a time span of 8 years.”
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What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.
I consider myself lucky that I hadn't poured my first (cheap) Scotch of the evening.
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What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.
