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  • M Mik
    11 Jun 2022, 19:43

    Link to video

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    Doctor Phibes
    wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 19:59 last edited by
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    @Mik I was going to post that on Facebook, but I chickened out

    I was only joking

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      Nunatax
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        George K
        wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:54 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          Mik
          wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:57 last edited by
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          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            Mik
            wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 19:04 last edited by
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            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • G George K
              29 May 2022, 21:29

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              Larry
              wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 19:12 last edited by
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              @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....

              The Dr says "is she sexually active?"

              Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."

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                George K
                wrote on 18 Jun 2022, 11:49 last edited by
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 12:07 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 22:23 last edited by
                    #589

                    What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                    Cancer.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 20 Jun 2022, 14:38 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 11:27 last edited by
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                        Who's better at business. A Crack dealer or a prostitute?
                        Tthe prostitute, she can wash her Crack out & resell it...

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • J jon-nyc
                          19 Jun 2022, 22:23

                          What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                          Cancer.

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                          Klaus
                          wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 12:00 last edited by
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                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                          Cancer.

                          The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 26 Jun 2022, 21:13 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 1 Jul 2022, 12:31 last edited by
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                              Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."

                              "Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"

                              "No, Mommy. I'm blind."

                              "Exactly."

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 5 Jul 2022, 14:47 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 6 Jul 2022, 18:28 last edited by
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                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 8 Jul 2022, 11:49 last edited by George K 7 Aug 2022, 11:51
                                    #597

                                    "Pull my hair."

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 00:16 last edited by
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        mark
                                        wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 07:36 last edited by
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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 18:53 last edited by
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                                          So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

                                          She told me they use names now.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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