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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • M Away
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    Mik
    wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 19:43 last edited by
    #580

    Link to video

    "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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    • M Mik
      11 Jun 2022, 19:43

      Link to video

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      Doctor Phibes
      wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 19:59 last edited by
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      @Mik I was going to post that on Facebook, but I chickened out

      I was only joking

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        Nunatax
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          George K
          wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:54 last edited by
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Mik
            wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:57 last edited by
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            "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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              Mik
              wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 19:04 last edited by
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              "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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              • G George K
                29 May 2022, 21:29

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                Larry
                wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 19:12 last edited by
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                @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....

                The Dr says "is she sexually active?"

                Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."

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                  George K
                  wrote on 18 Jun 2022, 11:49 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 12:07 last edited by
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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 22:23 last edited by
                      #589

                      What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                      Cancer.

                      They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 20 Jun 2022, 14:38 last edited by
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 11:27 last edited by
                          #591

                          Who's better at business. A Crack dealer or a prostitute?
                          Tthe prostitute, she can wash her Crack out & resell it...

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • J jon-nyc
                            19 Jun 2022, 22:23

                            What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                            Cancer.

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                            Klaus
                            wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 12:00 last edited by
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                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                            Cancer.

                            The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 26 Jun 2022, 21:13 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 1 Jul 2022, 12:31 last edited by
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                                Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."

                                "Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"

                                "No, Mommy. I'm blind."

                                "Exactly."

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 5 Jul 2022, 14:47 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    Mik
                                    wrote on 6 Jul 2022, 18:28 last edited by
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                                    "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 8 Jul 2022, 11:49 last edited by George K 7 Aug 2022, 11:51
                                      #597

                                      "Pull my hair."

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 00:16 last edited by
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          mark
                                          wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 07:36 last edited by
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