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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 17:49 last edited by
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Mik
      wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 19:43 last edited by
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      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        11 Jun 2022, 19:43

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        Doctor Phibes
        wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 19:59 last edited by
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        @Mik I was going to post that on Facebook, but I chickened out

        I was only joking

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            George K
            wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:54 last edited by
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Mik
              wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:57 last edited by
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              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                Mik
                wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 19:04 last edited by
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                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  29 May 2022, 21:29

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                  Larry
                  wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 19:12 last edited by
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                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                  Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....

                  The Dr says "is she sexually active?"

                  Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."

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                    George K
                    wrote on 18 Jun 2022, 11:49 last edited by
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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 12:07 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 22:23 last edited by
                        #589

                        What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                        Cancer.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          George K
                          wrote on 20 Jun 2022, 14:38 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 11:27 last edited by
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                            Who's better at business. A Crack dealer or a prostitute?
                            Tthe prostitute, she can wash her Crack out & resell it...

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              19 Jun 2022, 22:23

                              What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                              Cancer.

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                              Klaus
                              wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 12:00 last edited by
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                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                              Cancer.

                              The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 26 Jun 2022, 21:13 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 1 Jul 2022, 12:31 last edited by
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                                  Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."

                                  "Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"

                                  "No, Mommy. I'm blind."

                                  "Exactly."

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 5 Jul 2022, 14:47 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on 6 Jul 2022, 18:28 last edited by
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                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 8 Jul 2022, 11:49 last edited by George K 7 Aug 2022, 11:51
                                        #597

                                        "Pull my hair."

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 00:16 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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