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George K
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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Link to video
"My pronouns are FA/FO." - Mik, 2024

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@Mik I was going to post that on Facebook, but I chickened out
Proud supporter of Plan 2525. Everything you think, do and say will be in the pill you took today.

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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"My pronouns are FA/FO." - Mik, 2024

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"My pronouns are FA/FO." - Mik, 2024

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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....

The Dr says "is she sexually active?"

Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."
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George K
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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George K
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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jon-nyc
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What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.
DON’T let them eat cake.
- RFK Jr

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George K
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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Who's better at business. A Crack dealer or a prostitute?
Tthe prostitute, she can wash her Crack out & resell it...
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.
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George K
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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George K
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Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."

"Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"

"No, Mommy. I'm blind."

"Exactly."
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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"My pronouns are FA/FO." - Mik, 2024

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"Pull my hair."
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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