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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 21 May 2022, 15:22 last edited by
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    A priest, a rabbi, and an imam jump off a cliff. Who wins?

    Society.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • J jon-nyc
      21 May 2022, 15:22

      A priest, a rabbi, and an imam jump off a cliff. Who wins?

      Society.

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      George K
      wrote on 21 May 2022, 16:01 last edited by
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      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      A priest, a rabbi, and an imam jump off a cliff. Who wins?

      Society.

      A variation of the Kissinger Iran/Iraq quotation.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 21 May 2022, 22:02 last edited by
        #548

        Anal sex is sort of like Brussels Sprouts.

        If you’re forced to have it as a kid you probably won’t like it as an adult.

        Only non-witches get due process.

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          8 Mar 2022, 15:57

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          Axtremus
          wrote on 22 May 2022, 19:56 last edited by
          #549

          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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          You need a complete and accurate translation for the bottommost sign:
          “Observation Room for Medication Abortion”

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            Axtremus
            wrote on 22 May 2022, 19:57 last edited by
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            Link to video

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 24 May 2022, 23:02 last edited by
              #551

              What’s yellow and can’t swim?

              A school bus full of children.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                24 May 2022, 23:02

                What’s yellow and can’t swim?

                A school bus full of children.

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                George K
                wrote on 24 May 2022, 23:47 last edited by
                #552

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                What’s yellow and can’t swim?

                A school bus full of children.

                Welp, @jon-nyc just won TNCR today.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Mik
                  wrote on 24 May 2022, 23:48 last edited by
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                  In the context of this thread, maybe so.

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 25 May 2022, 14:51 last edited by
                    #554

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 25 May 2022, 17:45 last edited by
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                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        Larry
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                          George K
                          wrote on 28 May 2022, 13:26 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 28 May 2022, 22:48 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 29 May 2022, 21:29 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 1 Jun 2022, 09:34 last edited by
                                #560

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 2 Jun 2022, 10:01 last edited by
                                  #561

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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 2 Jun 2022, 11:25 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 3 Jun 2022, 11:08 last edited by
                                      #563

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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 3 Jun 2022, 23:03 last edited by
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 3 Jun 2022, 23:38 last edited by
                                          #565

                                          Link to video

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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