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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    #544

    Where would be the best place for a catholic man to ejaculate?

    I’m thinking outside the box, here.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • jon-nycJ Online
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        #546

        A priest, a rabbi, and an imam jump off a cliff. Who wins?

        Society.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

          A priest, a rabbi, and an imam jump off a cliff. Who wins?

          Society.

          George KG Offline
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          George K
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          #547

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          A priest, a rabbi, and an imam jump off a cliff. Who wins?

          Society.

          A variation of the Kissinger Iran/Iraq quotation.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • jon-nycJ Online
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            jon-nyc
            wrote on last edited by
            #548

            Anal sex is sort of like Brussels Sprouts.

            If you’re forced to have it as a kid you probably won’t like it as an adult.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • George KG George K

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              AxtremusA Offline
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              #549

              @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              You need a complete and accurate translation for the bottommost sign:
              “Observation Room for Medication Abortion”

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              • AxtremusA Offline
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                Link to video

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                • jon-nycJ Online
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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #551

                  What’s yellow and can’t swim?

                  A school bus full of children.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    What’s yellow and can’t swim?

                    A school bus full of children.

                    George KG Offline
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                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #552

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    What’s yellow and can’t swim?

                    A school bus full of children.

                    Welp, @jon-nyc just won TNCR today.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • MikM Offline
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                      #553

                      In the context of this thread, maybe so.

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        jon-nyc
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                        #554

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            • George KG Offline
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                              George K
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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