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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 20 May 2022, 23:00 last edited by
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    Where would be the best place for a catholic man to ejaculate?

    I’m thinking outside the box, here.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      bachophile
      wrote on 21 May 2022, 13:53 last edited by
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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 21 May 2022, 15:22 last edited by
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        A priest, a rabbi, and an imam jump off a cliff. Who wins?

        Society.

        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
        -Cormac McCarthy

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          21 May 2022, 15:22

          A priest, a rabbi, and an imam jump off a cliff. Who wins?

          Society.

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          George K
          wrote on 21 May 2022, 16:01 last edited by
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          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          A priest, a rabbi, and an imam jump off a cliff. Who wins?

          Society.

          A variation of the Kissinger Iran/Iraq quotation.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 21 May 2022, 22:02 last edited by
            #548

            Anal sex is sort of like Brussels Sprouts.

            If you’re forced to have it as a kid you probably won’t like it as an adult.

            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
            -Cormac McCarthy

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              8 Mar 2022, 15:57

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              Axtremus
              wrote on 22 May 2022, 19:56 last edited by
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              @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              You need a complete and accurate translation for the bottommost sign:
              “Observation Room for Medication Abortion”

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                Axtremus
                wrote on 22 May 2022, 19:57 last edited by
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                Link to video

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 24 May 2022, 23:02 last edited by
                  #551

                  What’s yellow and can’t swim?

                  A school bus full of children.

                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                  -Cormac McCarthy

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                    24 May 2022, 23:02

                    What’s yellow and can’t swim?

                    A school bus full of children.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 24 May 2022, 23:47 last edited by
                    #552

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    What’s yellow and can’t swim?

                    A school bus full of children.

                    Welp, @jon-nyc just won TNCR today.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 24 May 2022, 23:48 last edited by
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                      In the context of this thread, maybe so.

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 25 May 2022, 14:51 last edited by
                        #554

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                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                          Mik
                          wrote on 25 May 2022, 17:45 last edited by
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                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            Larry
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                              George K
                              wrote on 28 May 2022, 13:26 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 28 May 2022, 22:48 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 29 May 2022, 21:29 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 1 Jun 2022, 09:34 last edited by
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                                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 2 Jun 2022, 10:01 last edited by
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                                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 2 Jun 2022, 11:25 last edited by
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 3 Jun 2022, 11:08 last edited by
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                                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                          -Cormac McCarthy

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