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    Mik
    wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 12:42 last edited by
    #486

    You sound...woke....triggered, even.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • H Horace
      14 Apr 2022, 02:00

      @Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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      POTY

      There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY. I'm not upset. This is nobody's fault. But I would like to speak to the manager please.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 13:08 last edited by
      #487

      @Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY.

      No, you won the award for ‘same post, over and over, all year’. Totally different prize category.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • J jon-nyc
        14 Apr 2022, 13:08

        @Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY.

        No, you won the award for ‘same post, over and over, all year’. Totally different prize category.

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        Horace
        wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 14:09 last edited by
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        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        @Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY.

        No, you won the award for ‘same post, over and over, all year’. Totally different prize category.

        Ironically, that’s like the tenth time you’ve told me that.

        Education is extremely important.

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          Doctor Phibes
          wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 14:52 last edited by
          #489

          I blame leftist pop culture for the lack of diversity in Horace's posts.

          I was only joking

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          • D Doctor Phibes
            14 Apr 2022, 14:52

            I blame leftist pop culture for the lack of diversity in Horace's posts.

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            Horace
            wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 14:56 last edited by
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            @Doctor-Phibes said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            I blame leftist pop culture for the lack of diversity in Horace's posts.

            If my posts were jazz music, you would have an ear for the subtle variations between them. To wooden eared folk like jon, they all seem alike.

            Education is extremely important.

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              Copper
              wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 14:56 last edited by Copper
              #491

              If we could 'Like' and 'Hate' posts, we would know exactly who posted the POTY.

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              • C Copper
                14 Apr 2022, 14:56

                If we could 'Like' and 'Hate' posts, we would know exactly who posted the POTY.

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                Horace
                wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 14:57 last edited by
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                @Copper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                If we could 'Like' posts, we would know exactly who posted the POTY.

                Politicized awards are meaningless.

                #POTY so white

                Education is extremely important.

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                  Mik
                  wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 18:17 last edited by Mik
                  #493

                  Classic TNCR thread. Just classic. Echoes of the Golden Age.

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 19:45 last edited by
                    #494

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      George K
                      wrote on 15 Apr 2022, 12:03 last edited by
                      #495

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • G George K
                        15 Apr 2022, 12:03

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                        Mik
                        wrote on 15 Apr 2022, 13:00 last edited by
                        #496

                        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        "Hanging out later?" 😆

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          George K
                          wrote on 15 Apr 2022, 13:16 last edited by George K
                          #497

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 15 Apr 2022, 14:15 last edited by
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                            What did Jesus say to his apostles on the cross before he died ?

                            Don't touch my fucking easter eggs il be back on Sunday.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 15 Apr 2022, 21:11 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                Catseye3
                                wrote on 16 Apr 2022, 21:25 last edited by
                                #500

                                A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”

                                Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”

                                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 16 Apr 2022, 21:49 last edited by
                                  #501

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 17 Apr 2022, 11:05 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on 20 Apr 2022, 22:24 last edited by
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                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 20 Apr 2022, 23:31 last edited by
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Mik
                                          wrote on 21 Apr 2022, 11:33 last edited by
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