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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 11 Apr 2022, 11:46 last edited by
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    Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.

    "How old was your husband?" he asked.

    "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am."

    "Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 12 Apr 2022, 14:37 last edited by
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      We might be reaching a new low with this one.

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      Only non-witches get due process.

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        Catseye3
        wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 01:33 last edited by
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        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        • G George K
          6 Apr 2022, 12:20

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          Mik
          wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 01:49 last edited by
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          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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          POTY

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          • J jon-nyc
            12 Apr 2022, 14:37

            We might be reaching a new low with this one.

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            Mik
            wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 01:59 last edited by
            #484

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            We might be reaching a new low with this one.

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            Humor limbo..how low can you go? 😆

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • M Mik
              14 Apr 2022, 01:49

              @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              POTY

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              Horace
              wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 02:00 last edited by
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              @Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              POTY

              There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY. I'm not upset. This is nobody's fault. But I would like to speak to the manager please.

              Education is extremely important.

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                Mik
                wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 12:42 last edited by
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                You sound...woke....triggered, even.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                • H Horace
                  14 Apr 2022, 02:00

                  @Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                  POTY

                  There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY. I'm not upset. This is nobody's fault. But I would like to speak to the manager please.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 13:08 last edited by
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                  @Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY.

                  No, you won the award for ‘same post, over and over, all year’. Totally different prize category.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • J jon-nyc
                    14 Apr 2022, 13:08

                    @Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY.

                    No, you won the award for ‘same post, over and over, all year’. Totally different prize category.

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                    Horace
                    wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 14:09 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    @Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY.

                    No, you won the award for ‘same post, over and over, all year’. Totally different prize category.

                    Ironically, that’s like the tenth time you’ve told me that.

                    Education is extremely important.

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                      Doctor Phibes
                      wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 14:52 last edited by
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                      I blame leftist pop culture for the lack of diversity in Horace's posts.

                      I was only joking

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                        14 Apr 2022, 14:52

                        I blame leftist pop culture for the lack of diversity in Horace's posts.

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                        Horace
                        wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 14:56 last edited by
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                        @Doctor-Phibes said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        I blame leftist pop culture for the lack of diversity in Horace's posts.

                        If my posts were jazz music, you would have an ear for the subtle variations between them. To wooden eared folk like jon, they all seem alike.

                        Education is extremely important.

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                          Copper
                          wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 14:56 last edited by Copper
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                          If we could 'Like' and 'Hate' posts, we would know exactly who posted the POTY.

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                            14 Apr 2022, 14:56

                            If we could 'Like' and 'Hate' posts, we would know exactly who posted the POTY.

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                            Horace
                            wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 14:57 last edited by
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                            @Copper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            If we could 'Like' posts, we would know exactly who posted the POTY.

                            Politicized awards are meaningless.

                            #POTY so white

                            Education is extremely important.

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                              Mik
                              wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 18:17 last edited by Mik
                              #493

                              Classic TNCR thread. Just classic. Echoes of the Golden Age.

                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 19:45 last edited by
                                #494

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 15 Apr 2022, 12:03 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    15 Apr 2022, 12:03

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                                    Mik
                                    wrote on 15 Apr 2022, 13:00 last edited by
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                                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    "Hanging out later?" 😆

                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 15 Apr 2022, 13:16 last edited by George K
                                      #497

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 15 Apr 2022, 14:15 last edited by
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                                        What did Jesus say to his apostles on the cross before he died ?

                                        Don't touch my fucking easter eggs il be back on Sunday.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 15 Apr 2022, 21:11 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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