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jon-nyc

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The music makes it.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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That penis is the size of a giraffe head.
Education is extremely important.
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The music makes it.
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George K

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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

The music makes it.

Probably downloaded it from Pr0nHub.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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Larry

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Don't know.... he hasn't opened it yet.....
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George K

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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I remember when i first asked the wife for oral pleasure....she never spoke to me for a week....pure bliss.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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Q: what do a pregnant 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside of her have in common?

A: They’re both thinking, “oh shit, my mom is going to kill me. “
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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I went to the library today and asked if they had any books on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "Fuck off. You'll never return it."
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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Two lesbians and two gay men are at the same house in Florida, and they both plan to leave for New York at the same time.

Who gets there first?

The lesbians. They do 69 all the way there, but the guys are still back in Florida packing their shit.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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jon-nyc

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What’s the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian chick?

You know she’s going to swallow.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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George K

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.

"How old was your husband?" he asked.

"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am."

"Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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jon-nyc

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We might be reaching a new low with this one.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka
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