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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • George KG George K

    @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

    "Are you a pole vaulter?"

    "No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

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    @George-K All right, that's quite enough, Walter George.

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        One of my pet peeves is the almost constant use of mobile phones by people while driving, shopping, in the movies, dining and in line at the supermarket etc.

        Does no one know how to say 'I'll call you right back'?

        I was on the beach at Daytona and I had to just sit there and listen to this woman for at least an hour while she talked on her mobile phone and pranced back forth in front of me.

        I couldn't concentrate on my book.

        click to show

        heh.jpg

        How thoughtless and inconsiderate can she be?

        I almost got up and moved!

        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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          George K
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          #440

          Hey, @Aqua-s-Sister!

          Have you read this?

          Or, have you caused this?

          image.jpeg

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
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            #441

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
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              #442

              What's worse than 2 girls running with scissors?

              2 girls scissoring with the runs.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                jon-nyc
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                #443

                Actually that’s my fetish.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  George K
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                  #444

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
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                    #445

                    FNRr6hLXMAQuZ7o.jpeg

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
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                      #446

                      Link to video

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        jon-nyc
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                        #447

                        What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                        Walking.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                          Walking.

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                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                          Walking.

                          OMG that’s great

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
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                            #449

                            image.jpeg

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #450

                              10C2B75D-A82F-4248-B905-1FABD6704018.jpeg

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • George KG George K

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                                Walking.

                                OMG that’s great

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                                @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                                Walking.

                                OMG that’s great

                                Walking? Agreed.

                                Education is extremely important.

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                                  George K
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                                  Very, VERY, NSFW.

                                  Collecting semen from a stud horse is dangerous, very dangerous business. Here's why:

                                  click to show


                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    Horace
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                                    What was he wearing?

                                    Education is extremely important.

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                                    • HoraceH Horace

                                      What was he wearing?

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                                      George K
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                                      @Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      What was he wearing?

                                      The horse? Probably not a condom.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        #455

                                        632CEF4A-6B54-4023-AEEF-4D405A5C5F95.jpeg

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          Hahahahahaaaa

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