The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
I shouldn't have been reading this while on my conference call...
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Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”
Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”
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Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”
Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”
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@Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@George-K (Eyeroll.)
"Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
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@Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@George-K (Eyeroll.)
"Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
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One of my pet peeves is the almost constant use of mobile phones by people while driving, shopping, in the movies, dining and in line at the supermarket etc.
Does no one know how to say 'I'll call you right back'?
I was on the beach at Daytona and I had to just sit there and listen to this woman for at least an hour while she talked on her mobile phone and pranced back forth in front of me.
I couldn't concentrate on my book.
click to showHow thoughtless and inconsiderate can she be?
I almost got up and moved!
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?
Walking.
OMG that’s great
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?
Walking.
OMG that’s great
@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?
Walking.
OMG that’s great
Walking? Agreed.
