The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 01:46 last edited by
Hilarious
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wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 21:55 last edited by
“I really wanted kids when I was in my early 20s but I could just never lure them into my car. No, I’m kidding… I don’t have a licence.”
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wrote on 24 Feb 2022, 04:42 last edited by
I’m no fool - I gotta see the candy myself before I get in that van.
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wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 14:54 last edited by
When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
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When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 15:11 last edited by@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
I shouldn't have been reading this while on my conference call...
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wrote on 1 Mar 2022, 23:20 last edited by
Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”
Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”
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Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”
Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”
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wrote on 1 Mar 2022, 23:45 last edited by
@Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@George-K (Eyeroll.)
"Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
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@Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@George-K (Eyeroll.)
"Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
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wrote on 2 Mar 2022, 14:17 last edited by
One of my pet peeves is the almost constant use of mobile phones by people while driving, shopping, in the movies, dining and in line at the supermarket etc.
Does no one know how to say 'I'll call you right back'?
I was on the beach at Daytona and I had to just sit there and listen to this woman for at least an hour while she talked on her mobile phone and pranced back forth in front of me.
I couldn't concentrate on my book.
click to showHow thoughtless and inconsiderate can she be?
I almost got up and moved!
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wrote on 4 Mar 2022, 23:24 last edited by
What's worse than 2 girls running with scissors?
2 girls scissoring with the runs.
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wrote on 4 Mar 2022, 23:25 last edited by
Actually that’s my fetish.
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wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 02:08 last edited by jon-nyc 3 Nov 2022, 02:08
What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?
Walking.
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wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 02:23 last edited by
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?
Walking.
OMG that’s great
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