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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Mik
    wrote on 24 Jan 2022, 22:56 last edited by
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    🤣

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      George K
      wrote on 25 Jan 2022, 21:59 last edited by
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      Hay, @Larry !

      Link to video

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 25 Jan 2022, 22:10 last edited by
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        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
        -Cormac McCarthy

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          25 Jan 2022, 22:10

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          George K
          wrote on 25 Jan 2022, 22:21 last edited by
          #353

          @jon-nyc how do I get (cheap) Scotch out of my keyboard?

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
            wrote on 26 Jan 2022, 14:27 last edited by
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            https://www.theonion.com/kennedy-curse-sure-taking-its-sweet-time-with-rfk-jr-1835495718

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 26 Jan 2022, 14:53 last edited by
              #355

              lol

              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
              -Cormac McCarthy

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 26 Jan 2022, 15:14 last edited by
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                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                -Cormac McCarthy

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                • G George K
                  25 Jan 2022, 21:59

                  Hay, @Larry !

                  Link to video

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                  Larry
                  wrote on 26 Jan 2022, 15:39 last edited by Larry
                  #357

                  @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  Hay, @Larry !

                  Link to video

                  "You gotta suck something....."

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 28 Jan 2022, 09:23 last edited by
                    #358

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                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                      Larry
                      wrote on 28 Jan 2022, 16:38 last edited by
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                      Lets see...

                      Two white coaches were given head, and one had a blackhead.....

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                      • L LuFins Dad
                        17 Jan 2022, 03:06

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                        Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

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                        Catseye3
                        wrote on 28 Jan 2022, 18:01 last edited by
                        #360

                        @lufins-dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

                        ROFL.

                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 01:59 last edited by
                          #361

                          I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

                          My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                          -Cormac McCarthy

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 02:01 last edited by
                            #362

                            What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

                            I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

                            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                            -Cormac McCarthy

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 02:02 last edited by
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                              What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s?

                              You get to meet new people every day.

                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

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                                29 Jan 2022, 02:01

                                What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

                                I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 02:28 last edited by
                                #364

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

                                I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

                                😲

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 13:15 last edited by
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                                  I FOUND IT!!!

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 13:16 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      29 Jan 2022, 01:59

                                      I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

                                      My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

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                                      Larry
                                      wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 14:29 last edited by
                                      #367

                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

                                      My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

                                      This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."

                                      Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"

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                                        29 Jan 2022, 13:15

                                        I FOUND IT!!!

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                                        Improviso
                                        wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 14:57 last edited by
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                                        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        I FOUND IT!!!

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                                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                          Ivorythumper
                                          wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 21:41 last edited by
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                                          I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale…. 5006A6A3-9B3F-45A2-A721-DFC8B805AA51.jpeg

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