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“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill
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George K

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Hay, @Larry !

Link to video
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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Only non-witches get due process.

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George K

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@jon-nyc how do I get (cheap) Scotch out of my keyboard?
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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https://www.theonion.com/kennedy-curse-sure-taking-its-sweet-time-with-rfk-jr-1835495718
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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jon-nyc

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lol
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jon-nyc

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Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Hay, @Larry !

Link to video
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@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Hay, @Larry !

Link to video

"You gotta suck something....."
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jon-nyc

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Only non-witches get due process.

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Larry

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Lets see...

Two white coaches were given head, and one had a blackhead.....
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Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.
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@lufins-dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

ROFL.
Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka
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jon-nyc

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I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

My mom always told me it should be with someone special.
Only non-witches get due process.

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jon-nyc

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What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
Only non-witches get due process.

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jon-nyc

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What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s?

You get to meet new people every day.
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What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
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George K

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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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I FOUND IT!!!
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

My mom always told me it should be with someone special.
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Larry

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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."

Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"
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I FOUND IT!!!
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@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I FOUND IT!!!
We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.
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I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale….
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