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    George K
    wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 00:54 last edited by
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 02:20 last edited by
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      George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

      You were warned.

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        LuFins Dad
        wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 02:33 last edited by LuFins Dad
        #331

        My penis was once in The Guinness Book of World Records!

        Then the librarian made me take it out.

        The Brad

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        • G George K
          18 Jan 2022, 23:51

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

          Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

          Necrophilia is dead boring...

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          xenon
          wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 03:06 last edited by xenon
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          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

          Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

          Necrophilia is dead boring...

          You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

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          • X xenon
            19 Jan 2022, 03:06

            @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

            Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

            Necrophilia is dead boring...

            You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

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            LuFins Dad
            wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 05:14 last edited by
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            @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

            Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

            Necrophilia is dead boring...

            You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

            This wasn’t what I meant when I asked if you guys wanted to crack a cold one after work…

            The Brad

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            • J jon-nyc
              19 Jan 2022, 02:20

              George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

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              Klaus
              wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 06:34 last edited by
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              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

              I wouldn't have posted that because an axiom is missing: for any set of fucks that have a least upper bound, the supremum of those is also a fuck.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 00:58 last edited by
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                You were warned.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 12:47 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 12:49 last edited by
                    #337

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • G George K
                      21 Jan 2022, 12:49

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 13:49 last edited by
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                      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      😆

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        Doctor Phibes
                        wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 18:27 last edited by
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                        I didn't think it was scientifically possible for this thread to go down hill.

                        Once again, I underestimated us.

                        I was only joking

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                        • D Doctor Phibes
                          21 Jan 2022, 18:27

                          I didn't think it was scientifically possible for this thread to go down hill.

                          Once again, I underestimated us.

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                          Ivorythumper
                          wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 20:12 last edited by
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                          @doctor-phibes What possible reason could the title of the thread give you for any optimism?

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                            George K
                            wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 20:19 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 20:19 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                21 Jan 2022, 20:19

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                                brenda
                                wrote on 22 Jan 2022, 00:20 last edited by
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                                @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                I approve. 🙂

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                                • B brenda
                                  22 Jan 2022, 00:20

                                  @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                  I approve. 🙂

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 22 Jan 2022, 00:35 last edited by
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                                  @brenda said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  I approve.

                                  Knew you would...

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    Larry
                                    wrote on 22 Jan 2022, 00:43 last edited by
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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 23 Jan 2022, 23:17 last edited by
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 24 Jan 2022, 16:04 last edited by
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                                        You were warned.

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                                          24 Jan 2022, 16:04

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                                          Larry
                                          wrote on 24 Jan 2022, 16:08 last edited by
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                                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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