Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse

The New Coffee Room

  1. TNCR
  2. General Discussion
  3. The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved General Discussion
1.7k Posts 29 Posters 138.5k Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • J Offline
    J Offline
    jon-nyc
    wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:59 last edited by
    #324

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
    L T 2 Replies Last reply 17 Jan 2022, 03:06
    • J jon-nyc
      17 Jan 2022, 02:59

      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

      L Offline
      L Offline
      LuFins Dad
      wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:06 last edited by
      #325

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

      Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

      The Brad

      C 1 Reply Last reply 28 Jan 2022, 18:01
      • L Offline
        L Offline
        LuFins Dad
        wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:14 last edited by
        #326

        Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

        Because his wife died.

        The Brad

        1 Reply Last reply
        • J Offline
          J Offline
          jon-nyc
          wrote on 18 Jan 2022, 23:43 last edited by
          #327

          Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

          Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
          G 1 Reply Last reply 18 Jan 2022, 23:51
          • J jon-nyc
            18 Jan 2022, 23:43

            Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

            Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

            G Offline
            G Offline
            George K
            wrote on 18 Jan 2022, 23:51 last edited by
            #328

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

            Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

            Necrophilia is dead boring...

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

            X 1 Reply Last reply 19 Jan 2022, 03:06
            • G Offline
              G Offline
              George K
              wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 00:54 last edited by
              #329

              Screen Shot 2022-01-18 at 6.52.50 PM.png

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

              1 Reply Last reply
              • J Offline
                J Offline
                jon-nyc
                wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 02:20 last edited by
                #330

                George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                K 1 Reply Last reply 19 Jan 2022, 06:34
                • L Offline
                  L Offline
                  LuFins Dad
                  wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 02:33 last edited by LuFins Dad
                  #331

                  My penis was once in The Guinness Book of World Records!

                  Then the librarian made me take it out.

                  The Brad

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  • G George K
                    18 Jan 2022, 23:51

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                    Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                    Necrophilia is dead boring...

                    X Offline
                    X Offline
                    xenon
                    wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 03:06 last edited by xenon
                    #332

                    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                    Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                    Necrophilia is dead boring...

                    You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

                    L 1 Reply Last reply 19 Jan 2022, 05:14
                    • X xenon
                      19 Jan 2022, 03:06

                      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                      Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                      Necrophilia is dead boring...

                      You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

                      L Offline
                      L Offline
                      LuFins Dad
                      wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 05:14 last edited by
                      #333

                      @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                      Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                      Necrophilia is dead boring...

                      You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

                      This wasn’t what I meant when I asked if you guys wanted to crack a cold one after work…

                      The Brad

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      • J jon-nyc
                        19 Jan 2022, 02:20

                        George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

                        K Offline
                        K Offline
                        Klaus
                        wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 06:34 last edited by
                        #334

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

                        I wouldn't have posted that because an axiom is missing: for any set of fucks that have a least upper bound, the supremum of those is also a fuck.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        • J Offline
                          J Offline
                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 00:58 last edited by
                          #335

                          pscpqxn9co671.jpg

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                          1 Reply Last reply
                          • G Offline
                            G Offline
                            George K
                            wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 12:47 last edited by
                            #336

                            nopubmem-3.jpg

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            • G Offline
                              G Offline
                              George K
                              wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 12:49 last edited by
                              #337

                              272172135_10227988722362227_5813234584338418591_n.jpg

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                              M 1 Reply Last reply 21 Jan 2022, 13:49
                              • G George K
                                21 Jan 2022, 12:49

                                272172135_10227988722362227_5813234584338418591_n.jpg

                                M Offline
                                M Offline
                                Mik
                                wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 13:49 last edited by
                                #338

                                @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                272172135_10227988722362227_5813234584338418591_n.jpg

                                😆

                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                • D Offline
                                  D Offline
                                  Doctor Phibes
                                  wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 18:27 last edited by
                                  #339

                                  I didn't think it was scientifically possible for this thread to go down hill.

                                  Once again, I underestimated us.

                                  I was only joking

                                  I 1 Reply Last reply 21 Jan 2022, 20:12
                                  • D Doctor Phibes
                                    21 Jan 2022, 18:27

                                    I didn't think it was scientifically possible for this thread to go down hill.

                                    Once again, I underestimated us.

                                    I Offline
                                    I Offline
                                    Ivorythumper
                                    wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 20:12 last edited by
                                    #340

                                    @doctor-phibes What possible reason could the title of the thread give you for any optimism?

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    • G Offline
                                      G Offline
                                      George K
                                      wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 20:19 last edited by
                                      #341

                                      IMG_1076.JPG

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                                      B 1 Reply Last reply 22 Jan 2022, 00:20
                                      • G Offline
                                        G Offline
                                        George K
                                        wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 20:19 last edited by
                                        #342

                                        IMG_1074.JPG

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        • G George K
                                          21 Jan 2022, 20:19

                                          IMG_1076.JPG

                                          B Offline
                                          B Offline
                                          brenda
                                          wrote on 22 Jan 2022, 00:20 last edited by
                                          #343

                                          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          IMG_1076.JPG

                                          I approve. 🙂

                                          G 1 Reply Last reply 22 Jan 2022, 00:35
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes

                                          333/1669

                                          19 Jan 2022, 05:14

                                          topic:navigator.unread, 1336

                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          333 out of 1669
                                          • First post
                                            333/1669
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups