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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:05 last edited by
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    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
    -Cormac McCarthy

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:57 last edited by
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      Why did the sperm cross the road?

      Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
      -Cormac McCarthy

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:59 last edited by
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        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
        -Cormac McCarthy

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          17 Jan 2022, 02:59

          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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          LuFins Dad
          wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:06 last edited by
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          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

          Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

          The Brad

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            LuFins Dad
            wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:14 last edited by
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            Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

            Because his wife died.

            The Brad

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 18 Jan 2022, 23:43 last edited by
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              Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

              Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
              -Cormac McCarthy

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                18 Jan 2022, 23:43

                Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

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                George K
                wrote on 18 Jan 2022, 23:51 last edited by
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                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                Necrophilia is dead boring...

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 00:54 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 02:20 last edited by
                    #330

                    George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                      LuFins Dad
                      wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 02:33 last edited by LuFins Dad
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                      My penis was once in The Guinness Book of World Records!

                      Then the librarian made me take it out.

                      The Brad

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                      • G George K
                        18 Jan 2022, 23:51

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                        Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                        Necrophilia is dead boring...

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                        xenon
                        wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 03:06 last edited by xenon
                        #332

                        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                        Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                        Necrophilia is dead boring...

                        You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

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                        • X xenon
                          19 Jan 2022, 03:06

                          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                          Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                          Necrophilia is dead boring...

                          You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

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                          LuFins Dad
                          wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 05:14 last edited by
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                          @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                          Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                          Necrophilia is dead boring...

                          You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

                          This wasn’t what I meant when I asked if you guys wanted to crack a cold one after work…

                          The Brad

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                            19 Jan 2022, 02:20

                            George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

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                            Klaus
                            wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 06:34 last edited by
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                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

                            I wouldn't have posted that because an axiom is missing: for any set of fucks that have a least upper bound, the supremum of those is also a fuck.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 00:58 last edited by
                              #335

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                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

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                                George K
                                wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 12:47 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 12:49 last edited by
                                  #337

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    21 Jan 2022, 12:49

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                                    Mik
                                    wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 13:49 last edited by
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                                    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                    😆

                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      Doctor Phibes
                                      wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 18:27 last edited by
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                                      I didn't think it was scientifically possible for this thread to go down hill.

                                      Once again, I underestimated us.

                                      I was only joking

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                                      • D Doctor Phibes
                                        21 Jan 2022, 18:27

                                        I didn't think it was scientifically possible for this thread to go down hill.

                                        Once again, I underestimated us.

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                                        Ivorythumper
                                        wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 20:12 last edited by
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                                        @doctor-phibes What possible reason could the title of the thread give you for any optimism?

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 20:19 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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