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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 3 Jan 2022, 02:21 last edited by
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    I think 2022 might be a great year after all. It already started with a Golden Girls reunion.

    You were warned.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 3 Jan 2022, 02:25 last edited by
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      Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa?

      They make all the toys.

      You were warned.

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        George K
        wrote on 5 Jan 2022, 19:45 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          George K
          wrote on 5 Jan 2022, 21:33 last edited by
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 7 Jan 2022, 00:33 last edited by
            #297

            Why was Miss Piggy talking funny?

            She had a frog in her throat.

            You were warned.

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              George K
              wrote on 10 Jan 2022, 13:14 last edited by
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              Jesus said, "Fun fact! I really don't even know if I can swim!"

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                George K
                wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:11 last edited by
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:12 last edited by
                  #300

                  Aqua's Sister: ANUS TART

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Larry
                    wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:23 last edited by
                    #301

                    I got a text from my wife that said

                    "Hurryhomethespacekeyonmyphonewontworkandineedanalternative"

                    I got excited and hurried home as fast as I could go, but I couldn't help but wonder what a ternative is.....

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 14:52 last edited by
                      #302

                      lol

                      You were warned.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 15:01 last edited by
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                        You were warned.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 11 Jan 2022, 22:02 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            Mik
                            wrote on 12 Jan 2022, 21:15 last edited by
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                            β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              12 Jan 2022, 21:15

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                              Improviso
                              wrote on 12 Jan 2022, 21:16 last edited by
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                              @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                              πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

                              We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                              Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                12 Jan 2022, 21:15

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 12 Jan 2022, 21:45 last edited by
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                                @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                She can sell it again even before it’s washed.

                                You were warned.

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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 03:24 last edited by
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                                  β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 16:39 last edited by
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                                    You were warned.

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                                      Larry
                                      wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 16:49 last edited by
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                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                        Improviso
                                        wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 17:14 last edited by
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                                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                          14 Jan 2022, 17:14

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 17:15 last edited by
                                          #312

                                          @improviso I'd like to buy a vowel...

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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