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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #258

    Not dark, but certainly inappropriate: https://www.denverdollltd.com

    I mean, who would actually rent this?

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Improviso
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      #259

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      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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      • George KG George K

        Not dark, but certainly inappropriate: https://www.denverdollltd.com

        I mean, who would actually rent this?

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        #260

        @george-k I guess people who aren't wealthy retired doctors who can afford to buy?

        :man-shrugging:

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
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          #261

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • George KG Offline
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            George K
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            #262

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • George KG George K

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              KlausK Offline
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              #263

              @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              OK, I recognize 6 of the 9.

              Who are B1, C2 and C3?

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              • George KG Offline
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                George K
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • IvorythumperI Offline
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                  • George KG Offline
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                    George K
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                    #266

                    I'd talk to my wife more during sex if I were better at dialing the phone with one hand.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        George KG Offline
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                        George K
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #268

                        @jon-nyc I remember telling that joke at work...boy did I get the looks.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
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                          I’m telling HR….

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            Amish folks don’t motorboat their wife’s boobs…

                            They rowboat them.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              • George KG Offline
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                                George K
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                                #272

                                What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

                                A family photo.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Why do midgets laugh when they run?

                                  The grass tickles their balls,

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                      Link to video

                                      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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