The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[jon-nyc]

I still have my late grandmother in my contacts.

Probably shouldn’t have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.

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My Indian girlfriend said I could give her a facial.

I nearly came on the spot.

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[Mik]

The epitome of inappropriate

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https://www.facebook.com/share/r/18XpoPnCBy/

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[Mik]

@jon-nyc hee hee

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[bachophile]

Well that reminds me of the old joke about the girl who gets Elvis tattooed on her inner thighs. One day she is getting it on with a guy who is particularly far sighted.

His head goes from left to right and says, I don’t know who those two dudes are but the one in the middle sure does look like Willie Nelson