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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Mik
    wrote on 20 Feb 2025, 03:49 last edited by
    #1637

    I live to serve (it up).

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      6 Feb 2025, 01:43

      @jon-nyc I accompanied a group from mainland china back to the US for some meetings one time. We put them up in some service apartments.

      Got a call from apartment management. They had killed some of the Canada geese that were at the back pond and plugged up the toilets by trying to flush all the feathers down the toilet. 555

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 20 Feb 2025, 04:01 last edited by
      #1638

      @taiwan_girl

      They get points in my book for killing geese.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 20 Feb 2025, 15:26 last edited by
        #1639

        I still have my late grandmother in my contacts.

        Probably shouldn’t have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 21 Feb 2025, 17:52 last edited by
          #1640

          My Indian girlfriend said I could give her a facial.

          I nearly came on the spot.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 3 Mar 2025, 19:38 last edited by
            #1641

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            Only non-witches get due process.

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              Mik
              wrote on 4 Mar 2025, 13:08 last edited by
              #1642

              The epitome of inappropriate

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              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 5 Mar 2025, 23:46 last edited by
                #1643

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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  Mik
                  wrote on 7 Mar 2025, 22:09 last edited by
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                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    Mik
                    wrote on 14 Mar 2025, 01:39 last edited by
                    #1645

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                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 14 Mar 2025, 14:45 last edited by
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                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 16 Mar 2025, 12:23 last edited by
                        #1647

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 17 Mar 2025, 13:25 last edited by
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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 17 Mar 2025, 13:59 last edited by
                            #1649

                            https://www.facebook.com/share/r/18XpoPnCBy/

                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 21 Mar 2025, 15:05 last edited by
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                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 21 Mar 2025, 19:31 last edited by
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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 23 Mar 2025, 21:49 last edited by
                                  #1652

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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    23 Mar 2025, 21:49

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                                    Mik
                                    wrote on 23 Mar 2025, 22:25 last edited by
                                    #1653

                                    @jon-nyc hee hee

                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on 3 Apr 2025, 11:37 last edited by
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                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 5 Apr 2025, 06:52 last edited by
                                        #1655

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 5 Apr 2025, 13:43 last edited by
                                          #1656

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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