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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 13 Jan 2024, 02:56 last edited by
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    My mother's 81-year-old friend has a 59-year-old live-in boyfriend and I told my wife I found this suspicious because the man doesn't have a job.

    And she said: Yes, he does.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Mik
      wrote on 13 Jan 2024, 21:24 last edited by
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      I debated which thread this belonged in. alt text

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        George K
        wrote on 15 Jan 2024, 00:20 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          George K
          wrote on 15 Jan 2024, 01:31 last edited by
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          threesome.jpeg

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Mik
            wrote on 16 Jan 2024, 16:35 last edited by
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            alt text

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              Mik
              wrote on 16 Jan 2024, 17:32 last edited by
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              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 17 Jan 2024, 14:28 last edited by
                #1247

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 17 Jan 2024, 15:53 last edited by
                  #1248

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                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                    Mik
                    wrote on 17 Jan 2024, 16:08 last edited by
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                    FATWA! FATWA!

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      George K
                      wrote on 22 Jan 2024, 00:15 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        Mik
                        wrote on 23 Jan 2024, 19:23 last edited by
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                        alt text

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 23 Jan 2024, 19:35 last edited by
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                          Solid advice.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            bachophile
                            wrote on 25 Jan 2024, 09:34 last edited by
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                              George K
                              wrote on 26 Jan 2024, 12:53 last edited by
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                              Link to video

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 26 Jan 2024, 23:08 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 27 Jan 2024, 15:47 last edited by
                                  #1256

                                  Best crop, ever.

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 27 Jan 2024, 17:51 last edited by
                                    #1257

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 2 Feb 2024, 20:08 last edited by
                                      #1258

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 6 Feb 2024, 01:03 last edited by
                                        #1259

                                        Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                                        A: Alive. Definitely alive.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          6 Feb 2024, 01:03

                                          Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                                          A: Alive. Definitely alive.

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                                          Mik
                                          wrote on 6 Feb 2024, 01:30 last edited by
                                          #1260

                                          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                                          A: Alive. Definitely alive.

                                          🤣🤣🤣

                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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