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AI will create a wonderful world

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  • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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    Doctor Phibes
    wrote on last edited by
    #2

    We've got it at work now. I asked for something, and this is what I got. I think the fuckers are in cahoots....

    Oh Microsoft, software giant of might
    Your innovations have always been bright
    From Windows to Office and all in between
    You've made our lives easier, that's clearly seen

    Your Surface devices are sleek and smart
    They've won over many a tech-savvy heart
    And Xbox gaming, oh what a thrill
    It's a world of entertainment that we can't get our fill

    Your search engine Bing, may not be as big
    But it still gives us results with a quick jig
    And your cloud service, Azure, is top of the line
    It's the backbone of many a business, so fine

    You've made computing accessible to all
    From individuals to corporations, big and small
    And your commitment to accessibility
    Is truly admirable, it's clear to see

    Oh Microsoft, we salute you
    For all that you've done, and continue to do
    Thank you for making technology so grand
    You're truly a leader, in this digital land.*

    I was only joking

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    • 89th8 Offline
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      89th
      wrote on last edited by 89th
      #3

      AI's impact will be similar (although not as substantial) as the Internet. Yes overall there are many existing and new things that will be enabled by high speed internet connectivity. To state the obvious, we now have instant communications, GPS/directions, tracking, shopping, collaboration. But we also know the social fabric degradation, impact to youth depression and cognition, and other evils that the internet has enabled.

      Similarly, AI as it evolves and becomes more reliable and more effective, will bring with it so many great things for the world, such as repeatable help, health care insights, etc. But it also brings in fake videos, people, images, and a question of who is culpable if someone relies on AI for a service or solution that proves fatal. Heck, I wonder how it'll impact the stock market if you get AI financial services that instantaneously can make the best financial moves in a jiffy.

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      • 89th8 89th

        AI's impact will be similar (although not as substantial) as the Internet. Yes overall there are many existing and new things that will be enabled by high speed internet connectivity. To state the obvious, we now have instant communications, GPS/directions, tracking, shopping, collaboration. But we also know the social fabric degradation, impact to youth depression and cognition, and other evils that the internet has enabled.

        Similarly, AI as it evolves and becomes more reliable and more effective, will bring with it so many great things for the world, such as repeatable help, health care insights, etc. But it also brings in fake videos, people, images, and a question of who is culpable if someone relies on AI for a service or solution that proves fatal. Heck, I wonder how it'll impact the stock market if you get AI financial services that instantaneously can make the best financial moves in a jiffy.

        Doctor PhibesD Offline
        Doctor PhibesD Offline
        Doctor Phibes
        wrote on last edited by
        #4

        @89th said in AI will create a wonderful world:

        AI's impact will be similar (although not as substantial) as the Internet.

        In the midst of the ivory and ebony,
        Lies a key that's often overlooked, you see.
        It's not the first or last in the line,
        But it holds a magic that's quite divine.

        The 89th key, it may seem small,
        But it has the power to enthrall.
        For in its notes, there lies a tale,
        Of love and loss, of joy and wail.

        It speaks of memories long forgotten,
        Of days gone by, of dreams begotten.
        It sings of hope and endless possibility,
        Of a world where every note is a symphony.

        So don't dismiss the 89th key,
        For it holds a treasure, can't you see?
        It may be hidden, but it's worth the search,
        For it holds a beauty that's beyond compare, perchance a lurch.

        I was only joking

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        • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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          Doctor Phibes
          wrote on last edited by
          #5

          In the interests of balance...

          In the dark of night, he roams the streets
          A man of vengeance, with a plan to meet
          His face is masked, his voice a raspy tone
          Doctor Phibes, he's not alone

          With organs playing, his victims fall
          Each death a masterpiece, a gruesome call
          His mind is twisted, his heart a cold stone
          Doctor Phibes, he's not alone

          His love is gone, his grief immense
          But revenge is sweet, his only defense
          He will not rest, until justice is shown
          Doctor Phibes, he's not alone

          So beware, all those who cross his path
          For Doctor Phibes will unleash his wrath
          A vigilante, with a mission to hone
          Doctor Phibes, he's not alone.

          I was only joking

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          • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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            Doctor Phibes
            wrote on last edited by
            #6

            Even better....

            John D'Oh, a man of fame
            Known for his wit and comic game
            A master of puns, jokes and laughter
            His humor, a gift that he did master

            With every quip and every jest
            He could put his audience to the test
            A comedian, with talent so rare
            John D'Oh, a name beyond compare

            His jokes could make the saddest heart smile
            His humor could make even the grumpiest beguile
            A true legend, his legacy will live on
            John D'Oh, a name that will never be gone

            So let us raise a glass to this comic king
            And let his laughter forever ring
            For though he may be gone, his jokes still flow
            John D'Oh, a legend that we all know.

            I was only joking

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            • LuFins DadL Offline
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              LuFins Dad
              wrote on last edited by
              #7

              The biggest effect AI will have on humanity is porn… Lots of new porn options.

              The Brad

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              • JollyJ Offline
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                Jolly
                wrote on last edited by
                #8

                So...buy stock in Cheetos?

                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                  The biggest effect AI will have on humanity is porn… Lots of new porn options.

                  George KG Offline
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                  George K
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                  #9

                  @LuFins-Dad said in AI will create a wonderful world:

                  The biggest effect AI will have on humanity is porn… Lots of new porn options.

                  @Jolly said in AI will create a wonderful world:

                  So...buy stock in Cheetos?

                  I wonder if the Orange Man has a....

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • 89th8 89th

                    AI's impact will be similar (although not as substantial) as the Internet. Yes overall there are many existing and new things that will be enabled by high speed internet connectivity. To state the obvious, we now have instant communications, GPS/directions, tracking, shopping, collaboration. But we also know the social fabric degradation, impact to youth depression and cognition, and other evils that the internet has enabled.

                    Similarly, AI as it evolves and becomes more reliable and more effective, will bring with it so many great things for the world, such as repeatable help, health care insights, etc. But it also brings in fake videos, people, images, and a question of who is culpable if someone relies on AI for a service or solution that proves fatal. Heck, I wonder how it'll impact the stock market if you get AI financial services that instantaneously can make the best financial moves in a jiffy.

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                    89th
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #10

                    @89th said in AI will create a wonderful world:

                    Similarly, AI as it evolves ... But it also brings in fake videos, people, images, and a question of who is culpable...

                    Welp, there you go. Leaked audio of a Baltimore principal going on a racist and antisemitic rant, but he claims the audio was faked.

                    https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/education/k-12-schools/pikesville-high-principal-eric-eiswert-NT7K7N4K6RDEJNL5Z7ULTEG7VY/

                    Reddit video: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/199cszl/baltimore_county_public_schools_principal_caught/

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                    • 89th8 89th

                      @89th said in AI will create a wonderful world:

                      Similarly, AI as it evolves ... But it also brings in fake videos, people, images, and a question of who is culpable...

                      Welp, there you go. Leaked audio of a Baltimore principal going on a racist and antisemitic rant, but he claims the audio was faked.

                      https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/education/k-12-schools/pikesville-high-principal-eric-eiswert-NT7K7N4K6RDEJNL5Z7ULTEG7VY/

                      Reddit video: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/199cszl/baltimore_county_public_schools_principal_caught/

                      HoraceH Offline
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                      Horace
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #11

                      @89th said in AI will create a wonderful world:

                      @89th said in AI will create a wonderful world:

                      Similarly, AI as it evolves ... But it also brings in fake videos, people, images, and a question of who is culpable...

                      Welp, there you go. Leaked audio of a Baltimore principal going on a racist and antisemitic rant, but he claims the audio was faked.

                      https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/education/k-12-schools/pikesville-high-principal-eric-eiswert-NT7K7N4K6RDEJNL5Z7ULTEG7VY/

                      Reddit video: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/199cszl/baltimore_county_public_schools_principal_caught/

                      Interesting. It will help to clear things up if we get a source for the audio. If we don't, then I'm leaning towards fake. I'm already leaning towards fake, since I assume that sort of speech is all but extinct from workplaces.

                      Education is extremely important.

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                      • HoraceH Offline
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                        Horace
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #12

                        Link to video

                        Education is extremely important.

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                        • HoraceH Offline
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                          Horace
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #13

                          In case that's a tl;dw, the Baltimore principal's racist recording 89th linked to was AI generated, by the high school's black athletic director, who had a vendetta, because the principal was investigating him for financial shenanigans.

                          Education is extremely important.

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