AI will create a wonderful world
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We've got it at work now. I asked for something, and this is what I got. I think the fuckers are in cahoots....
Oh Microsoft, software giant of might
Your innovations have always been bright
From Windows to Office and all in between
You've made our lives easier, that's clearly seenYour Surface devices are sleek and smart
They've won over many a tech-savvy heart
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It's a world of entertainment that we can't get our fillYour search engine Bing, may not be as big
But it still gives us results with a quick jig
And your cloud service, Azure, is top of the line
It's the backbone of many a business, so fineYou've made computing accessible to all
From individuals to corporations, big and small
And your commitment to accessibility
Is truly admirable, it's clear to seeOh Microsoft, we salute you
For all that you've done, and continue to do
Thank you for making technology so grand
You're truly a leader, in this digital land.* -
AI's impact will be similar (although not as substantial) as the Internet. Yes overall there are many existing and new things that will be enabled by high speed internet connectivity. To state the obvious, we now have instant communications, GPS/directions, tracking, shopping, collaboration. But we also know the social fabric degradation, impact to youth depression and cognition, and other evils that the internet has enabled.
Similarly, AI as it evolves and becomes more reliable and more effective, will bring with it so many great things for the world, such as repeatable help, health care insights, etc. But it also brings in fake videos, people, images, and a question of who is culpable if someone relies on AI for a service or solution that proves fatal. Heck, I wonder how it'll impact the stock market if you get AI financial services that instantaneously can make the best financial moves in a jiffy.
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@89th said in AI will create a wonderful world:
AI's impact will be similar (although not as substantial) as the Internet.
In the midst of the ivory and ebony,
Lies a key that's often overlooked, you see.
It's not the first or last in the line,
But it holds a magic that's quite divine.The 89th key, it may seem small,
But it has the power to enthrall.
For in its notes, there lies a tale,
Of love and loss, of joy and wail.It speaks of memories long forgotten,
Of days gone by, of dreams begotten.
It sings of hope and endless possibility,
Of a world where every note is a symphony.So don't dismiss the 89th key,
For it holds a treasure, can't you see?
It may be hidden, but it's worth the search,
For it holds a beauty that's beyond compare, perchance a lurch. -
In the interests of balance...
In the dark of night, he roams the streets
A man of vengeance, with a plan to meet
His face is masked, his voice a raspy tone
Doctor Phibes, he's not aloneWith organs playing, his victims fall
Each death a masterpiece, a gruesome call
His mind is twisted, his heart a cold stone
Doctor Phibes, he's not aloneHis love is gone, his grief immense
But revenge is sweet, his only defense
He will not rest, until justice is shown
Doctor Phibes, he's not aloneSo beware, all those who cross his path
For Doctor Phibes will unleash his wrath
A vigilante, with a mission to hone
Doctor Phibes, he's not alone. -
Even better....
John D'Oh, a man of fame
Known for his wit and comic game
A master of puns, jokes and laughter
His humor, a gift that he did masterWith every quip and every jest
He could put his audience to the test
A comedian, with talent so rare
John D'Oh, a name beyond compareHis jokes could make the saddest heart smile
His humor could make even the grumpiest beguile
A true legend, his legacy will live on
John D'Oh, a name that will never be goneSo let us raise a glass to this comic king
And let his laughter forever ring
For though he may be gone, his jokes still flow
John D'Oh, a legend that we all know. -
The biggest effect AI will have on humanity is porn… Lots of new porn options.
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So...buy stock in Cheetos?
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@LuFins-Dad said in AI will create a wonderful world:
The biggest effect AI will have on humanity is porn… Lots of new porn options.
@Jolly said in AI will create a wonderful world:
So...buy stock in Cheetos?
I wonder if the Orange Man has a....
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@89th said in AI will create a wonderful world:
Similarly, AI as it evolves ... But it also brings in fake videos, people, images, and a question of who is culpable...
Welp, there you go. Leaked audio of a Baltimore principal going on a racist and antisemitic rant, but he claims the audio was faked.
Reddit video: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/199cszl/baltimore_county_public_schools_principal_caught/
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@89th said in AI will create a wonderful world:
@89th said in AI will create a wonderful world:
Similarly, AI as it evolves ... But it also brings in fake videos, people, images, and a question of who is culpable...
Welp, there you go. Leaked audio of a Baltimore principal going on a racist and antisemitic rant, but he claims the audio was faked.
Reddit video: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/199cszl/baltimore_county_public_schools_principal_caught/
Interesting. It will help to clear things up if we get a source for the audio. If we don't, then I'm leaning towards fake. I'm already leaning towards fake, since I assume that sort of speech is all but extinct from workplaces.
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