WWAD?
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I mean, what size shitstorm are you looking for here? Let's use the hurricane category system as a model.
Category 1 - “I hated each and every one of you fucks in college why TF would I come to this?”
Category 2 - "While I'm glad you all are putting this together, please know that I hope the hate and bigotry from our college days won't follow us to the barbecue. A lot of things have happened since then, but I hope you see that I'm still the same me you knew from school, and our friendship hasn't changed. I'm just older, more comfortable with myself and <random name from email> and I finally have the courage to be happy in person together."
Category 3 - Sign them fuckers up to the Nigerian Michael Jackson fan club, German cooking newsletters, industrial cement forums, Russian crypto mailing lists, whatever you can think up.
Category 4 - Find some kind of ordinance, tax thing, whatever their BBQ violates (there's got to be one) and get whatever bureaucratic authorities involved to shut it down. (Food without a permit is possible.)
Category 5 - Sign them all up for NAMBLA, then tip off some kind of gotcha YouTube channel that you happen to have come across a supposed "BBQ" all attended by NAMBLA members and give them their information. -
@Aqua-Letifer NAMBLA? I’m not sure if it makes you a horrible person to even think of such a thing, or if it makes you a great person that you can think of these ideas but resist the temptation to implement them….
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@Aqua-Letifer NAMBLA? I’m not sure if it makes you a horrible person to even think of such a thing, or if it makes you a great person that you can think of these ideas but resist the temptation to implement them….
@LuFins-Dad said in WWAD?:
@Aqua-Letifer NAMBLA? I’m not sure if it makes you a horrible person to even think of such a thing, or if it makes you a great person that you can think of these ideas but resist the temptation to implement them….
It's actually 89th's fault I know what NAMBLA is. He said it once, I called bullshit it even existed, he showed me on The Googs on either my or his CRT monitor.
It's just a good (and well-deserved) shorthand for "most evil organization ever."