My Aqua Moment
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Stopped off for lunch at a local burger place. I am on a diet right now, but the place has a really good portobello burger. I get it wrapped in lettuce and served on a salad.
Lady in front of me: “Hi! I’d like one of your portobello sandwiches, please? I hear they are very good, and I am vegan.”
Clerk: “Sure thing, would you like cheese?”
Her: “No THANK you, I’m vegan.”
Him: “We have several plant based cheeses available.”
Her: “No thank you, and please ask the cook to wipe down that section of the grill before cooking? I really don’t want any beef grease to touch my sandwich, Kay? Thanks!”
Clerk: “Next?”
Me: “Yeah, I’ll have a half pound cheeseburger, extra cheese…. In fact, you can take the cheddar from her portobello she didn’t want and just toss it on top of mine…”
Him (smiling): “Anything else?”
Me: “Can you guys fry an egg and toss it on top? But make sure the yolk is runny…, oh, and a small chocolate shake…”
I’ve set my weight loss goals back a week, but the looks on their faces made it worth it…
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Worth it 10 times out of 10.
Did you sit beside her? How was the burger?
Please love yourself.
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Worth it 10 times out of 10.
Did you sit beside her? How was the burger?
@Aqua-Letifer said in My Aqua Moment:
Worth it 10 times out of 10.
Did you sit beside her? How was the burger?
Not directly and fantastic. The egg yolk exploded and some squirted on the table. I made a big deal about wiping it up.
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One should never be that fussy with restaurant folks unless you are watching them make it. Karen + vegan could be fatal.
@Mik said in My Aqua Moment:
One should never be that fussy with restaurant folks unless you are watching them make it.
Ayep. "Waiting" was G rated based on the shit I've seen go down to get even with asshole customers.
