Meet the Trump Davidians

[Mik]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Meet the Trump Davidians:

If a tree falls on me in the forest and there's nobody to hear me screaming, does it really hurt?

Well, it’s an act of God, so I’d guess yes. Hurts bad. Real bad.

[Renauda]

What if the tree is a sapling? Might not hurt too much and it may have been an act of a busy beaver.

[LuFins Dad]

Heh… He said “Beaver”… Heh….

[Jolly]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Meet the Trump Davidians:

If a tree falls on me in the forest and there's nobody to hear me screaming, does it really hurt?

Let's say, there'll be Hell to pay.

[Renauda]

Doubt it.

[Mik]

@Renauda said in Meet the Trump Davidians:

What if the tree is a sapling? Might not hurt too much and it may have been an act of a busy beaver.

That’s Holy Beaver to you, infidel.

[Renauda]

Could be a muskrat.

[Mik]

I prefer beaver, myself.

[Renauda]

Both are rodents. Blessed be the rodents.

[taiwan_girl]

Another example of TDS - Trump Deification Syndrome

[Renauda]

@taiwan_girl

I was mistaken earlier. Trump does not see himself as the Messiah. Rather he believes himself to be the American Moses.

[Mik]

@Renauda said in Meet the Trump Davidians:

Both are rodents. Blessed be the rodents.

They may not be blessed, but they sure get elected.