Meet the Trump Davidians

[Doctor Phibes]

Also, if the answer to a prayer is just silence, that's not really an answer. It's completely indistinguishable from what happens if there's nobody there. And honestly, if He can't be arsed to fix the Middle East, I'm pretty sure He doesn't care about helping me with my saxophone playing.

Let's put it this way, if my wife asks me for something, and all she gets is silence, then there's likely to be a bit of a scene. If I did it a few times, my house would resemble the Middle East.

Again, don't take this shit seriously. It's Sunday night and I have to leave for work at 5am tomorrow morning. I'm about to have a beer.

[Renauda]

@Doctor-Phibes

Also, if the answer to a prayer is just silence, that's not really an answer. It's completely indistinguishable from what happens if there's nobody there.

That’s why I prefer a walk in the forest to the dissonance of organised religion and its hordes of annoying and meddlesome supplicants.

[Doctor Phibes]

If a tree falls on me in the forest and there's nobody to hear me screaming, does it really hurt?

[Renauda]

Probably does, cause and effect.

[Mik]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Meet the Trump Davidians:

If a tree falls on me in the forest and there's nobody to hear me screaming, does it really hurt?

Well, it’s an act of God, so I’d guess yes. Hurts bad. Real bad.

[Renauda]

What if the tree is a sapling? Might not hurt too much and it may have been an act of a busy beaver.

[LuFins Dad]

Heh… He said “Beaver”… Heh….

[Jolly]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Meet the Trump Davidians:

If a tree falls on me in the forest and there's nobody to hear me screaming, does it really hurt?

Let's say, there'll be Hell to pay.

[Renauda]

Doubt it.

[Mik]

@Renauda said in Meet the Trump Davidians:

What if the tree is a sapling? Might not hurt too much and it may have been an act of a busy beaver.

That’s Holy Beaver to you, infidel.

[Renauda]

Could be a muskrat.

[Mik]

I prefer beaver, myself.

[Renauda]

Both are rodents. Blessed be the rodents.

[taiwan_girl]

Another example of TDS - Trump Deification Syndrome

[Renauda]

@taiwan_girl

I was mistaken earlier. Trump does not see himself as the Messiah. Rather he believes himself to be the American Moses.

[Mik]

@Renauda said in Meet the Trump Davidians:

Both are rodents. Blessed be the rodents.

They may not be blessed, but they sure get elected.