I shit you not

[jon-nyc]

I’m at a hotel in Crystal City near DCA.

On the menu they have “Airline Chicken Breast”

[Mik]

Yep. It’s a specific cut of breast that still has the leg of the wing. The airlines originated it to make it somehow different.

Yeah, it never made much sense to me either.

[jon-nyc]

Ah, I remember that cut. I had no idea that was the name.

[Mik]

The first time I heard the term I had the same reaction - why in HELL would anyone want to associate their dish with airplane food?

[Renauda]

I never knew that, I always thought they served old rooster on airlines.

[George K]

@Renauda said in I shit you not:

I always thought they served old rooster

You misspelled ...

Ah, never mind.

[Mik]

@Renauda only in first class. Coach gets chicken feet or something. Beaks maybe.

[jon-nyc]

Maybe even chicken anuses

[Mik]

@jon-nyc that’s for the assholes in business class.

[89th]

@jon-nyc Which hotel? I was at the Westin just a few weeks ago. We could've been roommates!

[jon-nyc]

Ha. I’m in the Westin right now. But the bar/restaurant is so depressing here I went to the Marriott next door for dinner, which is where I saw the menu item

[Klaus]

@jon-nyc said in I shit you not:

Maybe even chicken anuses

[Horace]

I think they sell duck vaginas in Chinese supermarkets.

[LuFins Dad]

I shit you not

I don’t know about that. Every time that I’ve had airplane chicken, I’ve shit quite a lot.

[Mik]

@Horace said in I shit you not:

I think they sell duck vaginas in Chinese supermarkets.

Why not? They sell every other part.

[jon-nyc]

@Horace said in I shit you not:

I think they sell duck vaginas in Chinese supermarkets.

So I guess it’s true what they say about the size of their dicks…

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc said in I shit you not:

@Horace said in I shit you not:

I think they sell duck vaginas in Chinese supermarkets.

So I guess it’s true what they say about the size of their dicks…

That joke is fowl.

[Mik]

@jon-nyc said in I shit you not:

@Horace said in I shit you not:

I think they sell duck vaginas in Chinese supermarkets.

So I guess it’s true what they say about the size of their dicks…